One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Sometimes when people describe a woman’s looks they’ll say “She has a real girl next door look.” This is a complicated concept. Supposedly, a girl next door is a girl that you grew up around in your neighborhood and have been attracted to all your life, but been afraid to approach romantically. I don’t really […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Girl Next Door”Even though the 2016 U.S. Presidential election is still more than a year away, as each day passes it’s looking more and more like Donald Trump will be the Republican nominee. With the election looming, he’s going to have to consider candidates for running mate pretty soon. Who will be Donald Trump’s Vice President running […]
Read More The Top 5 Best Vice President Running Mates For Donald TrumpSometimes you’re chatting up a lady at the discotheque and she says “I’d rather sleep with a dog than you!” Oh that’s REALLY ORIGINAL. I’ve never heard that before! What is with women and this phrase? The thing about it is, they say it like it’s a big popular insult. It’s less of an insult […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “I’d Rather Sleep With a Dog Than You”There’s a song by some musician named Ryan Cabrera called “House On Fire” and the chorus goes “We can burn hotter than a house on fire.” This is pretty offensive to anyone who’s lost everything they’ve had in a housefire. Who the hell is this Ryan Cabrera guy to be singing songs like this? Do […]
Read More Dumbass Song Lyrics: “We Can Burn Hotter Than A House on Fire”One of the more popular typed phrases on the internet is “IMO” the acronym for “In My Opinion.” If you’re on a forum it’s usually only a few seconds before you read something like “Aunt Jemima shits all over Mrs. Butterworth IMO.” Is this really necessary for people to say? If the actual words “In […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “IMO”Dear McFartnuggets: I’ve been having a weird crotch dandruff problem. I just want to know if it’s safe to use Head & Shoulders on my pubes because it’s called Head & Shoulders. I don’t know if it’s formulated specially for head and shoulders only or what. I would presume that based on the name. I […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Can I Use Head & Shoulders on My Pubes?”In a lot of schools you’ll see teachers telling their students to “Give yourself a pat on the back!” when they answer a question correctly or participate in class. Why do we teach kids to do this? A pat on the back doesn’t mean much even when it’s coming from someone else and it means […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Give Yourself a Pat on the Back”Dear McFartnuggets: I’m going for my first prostate exam in two weeks and I’ve been getting very nervous over the course of the past few days. I’ve been doing a lot of research and I’ve been reading some very scary horror stories about prostate exams gone wrong or turned into sexual assault. What do I […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “How Do I Know When A Prostate Exam Has Gone Too Far?”Whenever something tragic happens like a mass shooting or a next door neighbor is arrested for the murders of eight local prostitutes, some parents ask “How do I tell this to my children?” They have no idea how to explain these types of things to their kids, including things like same sex marriage. The only […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “How Do I Tell This To My Children?”Dear McFartnuggets: I’m planning to go as a hobo for Halloween again this year. I usually do every year just because it’s easy. I just wear a bunch of my old B.U.M. Equipment brand clothing from the early 90’s and they’re all tattered and worn out. I let my facial hair grow out for a […]
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