One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Oscar Wilde once said “Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.” That’s not exactly true though. Obviously if you have to tell people to be themselves then there are a great number of people who aren’t. So if you have a bunch of people being other people then that means their own identities are vacant […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: "Be Yourself, Everyone Else is Already Taken"Dear McFartnuggets: My boss at work who is a woman didn’t give me the promotion I deserved and I think it’s because I’m a man. She gave the promotion to a woman instead and I think she might be sexist. How can I prove this though? I tried to complain to HR and they said […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “How Do I Know When a Woman is Being Sexist Towards Me?”Dear McFartnuggets: Why do so many people take selfies nowadays? It seems so stupid. People take selfies even when there are friends with them who can take photos of them! It just makes no sense to me! Why is this a new thing? People would have had the ability to take photos of themselves holding […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do People Take Selfies?”Sometimes when you’re at the club when you dance up to a lady and she says “Back the fuck off, dipshit!” Okay wow, that was a little harsh, but I find myself asking what exactly is a “dipshit”? If you had to picture what a “dipshit” is, what would that be? Would it be a […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Dipshit”Whenever your arch nemesis captures you and ties you to a chair in their garage they cackle while sharpening a knife and say “Revenge is a dish best served cold…” Yeah so are ice cream sandwiches, what’s your point? What the hell does this even mean? I guess ice cream and revenge share something in […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold”Dear McFartnuggets: I’m about to have a baby girl in two months and we still haven’t decided on a name. I want to name her Siri, but my husband says that’s a bad idea. Why is it a bad idea to name my baby Siri? Isn’t it a beautiful name? To me it is very […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Should I Name My Daughter Siri?”Dear McFartnuggets: I’ve heard people tell me that all human beings are made in God’s image, but if that’s true then why are there so many buttugly people walking around? Beautiful people are so much more rare than ugly people. That’s why being beautiful is valued because most people aren’t. Why are there so many […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “If We Are Made in God’s Image Why Are There So Many Ugly People?”Your birth date is widely known as your “birthday” and it is customary in many cultures for there to be a celebration of this, as it is the anniversary of you emerging from your mother’s gaping vagina. For many this is a very fun and exciting day, but for some others, they must experience a […]
Read More The Top 5 Worst Birth Dates To HaveWhen you’re brought into an orphanage and you start cursing out the nuns and yell “This isn’t my home!” they beat you with a stick and say “Home is where the heart is, you little prick!” I never understood this saying. How the hell can home be where your heart is? If that was true […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Home is Where The Heart is”Dear McFartnuggets: The Bible says “You will know them by their fruits” (Matthew 7:16) and a lot of Republicans are Christians so why are so many Republicans against gay rights and same sex marriage? If the Bible talks about knowing fruits, doesn’t that mean the Bible actually supports gays? Republicans are always saying “You will […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Does The Bible Say ‘You Will Know Them By Their Fruits’?”
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