One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Pretty much every current pop star, hip hop artist, or country band has a song called something to the effect of “This is how we do” or “How we do it” or “This is how we roll.” Well, whatever they’re doing, they’re doing too much of it. Historians believe it all started with the song […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “This is How We Do”Dear McFartnuggets: My grandpa Keith plays more video games than I do. He’s 72 and he knows more about all the current gen consoles and games than I do. I used to be really into games but after college I sort of lost interest and wanted to spend my money on more important things. Is […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Is it Weird For Elderly People to Play Video Games?”One of the biggest problems people have with alcohol abuse is knowing when to stop and realizing when they have a problem. The thing about alcohol is when you’re shithammered you feel like everything’s fine and when you’re not you’re usually passed out and not able to realize the havoc you’ve created. Don’t worry, I’ve […]
Read More The Top 10 Signs You’re A Serious AlcoholicDear McFartnuggets: I am wondering will scentists and medicine people ever come up with a drug or a pill that makes you supersmart and unlocks your brain like in the movie “Limitless”? I really want a pill like that so it can help me at work and teach me karate, and I think that would […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Will Science Ever Come Up With a Real Drug Like Limitless?”For some reason when people refer to how long a baseball player has been playing in Major League Baseball they refer to it as “service time.” They say “He’s got 5 years Major League service time.” But that’s the only sport they really do this in. To me, I think that’s a little silly. It’s […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “MLB Service Time”Dear McFartnuggets: My crazy ass girlfriend is always telling me she has cancer or a brain tumor and the doctors tell her she’s a hypochondriac. That’s the one thing she doesn’t think she has. Why is the word “hypochondriac” though? Shouldn’t it be “hyperchondriac”? This bitch is always hyper as hell about her symptoms. Wouldn’t […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Shouldn’t Hypochondria Be Called Hyperchondria?”The girl group “Fifth Harmony” has a song called “Worth it” and the lyrics go “Give it to me, I’m worth it. Baby, I’m worth it.” Ironically it’s been praised by some as a female empowerment song. I say that’s ironic because “Baby, I’m worth it” sounds like something a prostitute would say trying to […]
Read More Dumbass Song Lyrics: “Baby I’m Worth It”Alicia Keys released a song in 2012 called “Girl On Fire” in which she sings “This girl is on fiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” This song is teaching young people the wrong fire safety protocol. If you see a girl on fire you don’t start singing a slow paced hip hop/R&B song. You look for a fire extinguisher, a […]
Read More Dumbass Song Lyrics: “This Girl is on Fire”Dear McFartnuggets: Everyone be talking about “Veggie chips.” Everywhere I go people be like “Veggie chips this, veggie chips THAT! Veggie chips are so much healthier than potato chips and they taste better too!” It seems like veggie chips are all the friggin rage. The question I wanna know is what in the hell these […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Aren’t All Chips Veggie Chips?”Dear McFartnuggets: Every car commercial on these days goes “Hey I don’t see a Buick, there’s only nice cars out here! That doesn’t look like a Buick! I was expecting to see a big clunky piece of shit!” Or “Wow my opinion of Ford has really changed!” or “We’re actually exporting Chryslers to other countries. […]
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