One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Spanish is a great language and I’m sure that’s why it’s the second most commonly spoken language in the world. It may one day overcome English the language of the world which is why it’s important to familiarize yourself with it. Now when you’re learning Spanish there will be a few words that jump out […]
Read More Top 5 Most Confusing Spanish Words and PhrasesDear McFartnuggets: What would happen in this world if there was no Google? Would people be able to survive? I can’t imagine this world with no Google! Where would we get our maps? Where would we look things up and learn information facts? When someone said “Google it” what would you do if there was […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What Would Happen if There Was No Google?”Sometimes on Father’s Day your children buy you a Fudgie the Whale ice cream cake from Carvel that says “You’re a whale of a dad!” What kind of thing is that to say to someone? Yeah I’ll be a goddamn whale when I finish eating this entire ice cream cake on my own! You know […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “You’re a Whale of a Dad”Mark Twain once said “Politicians and diapers must be changed often and for the same reason.” This is a nice way of saying politicians are full of shit, but I don’t think it fully works as an analogy. Yes politicians are liars and the longer they stay in office the worse they get, however, you’d […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Politicians and Diapers Must Be Changed Often and For The Same Reason”Dear McFartnuggets: Everyone knows when you come up with an idea, a lightbulb pops up over your head, right? If that happens then what popped over a caveman’s head when he first got the idea for fire? We all know that before light bulbs were invented people got candles over their heads when they got […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “When The First Caveman Invented Fire What Popped Up Over His Head?”When you’re talking to a wise old person they usually say things like “Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.” The idea of this advice is so if something bad happens and you drop your basket you don’t lose all your eggs at once in the same tragic moment. However, this is very impractical […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Don’t Put All Your Eggs In One Basket”Since the birth of human civilization, inventions have defined our progress as animals on this planet. There have been very critical inventions like the wheel, the radio, and the realistic sex doll that have made the quality of life for humans exponentially higher. However, there are some inventions that while useful to some, probably didn’t […]
Read More The Top Five Human Inventions That Really Don’t Need to ExistWhen someone’s great aunt dies they always say “She lived to a ripe old age of 97!” Apparently these people don’t know what the word “ripe” means. “Ripe” means reaching full maturity to the point where something is ready for eating. Now if you’ve ever gone down on a woman over the age of 80 […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Ripe Old Age”Dear McFartnuggets: Hey, I bought what I thought was five grams of magic mushrooms from a guy on my street and when I got home it felt a little light. I don’t own a scale so I can’t check to make certain this guy ripped me off but goddamn I am really pissed off. I […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What Can I Do When I’m Ripped Off By A Drug Dealer?”Dear McFartnuggets: What is the story with all these company’s sales slogans these days? I got Lipton tea telling me to “Be more tea.” I got my Heinz ketchup asking me “How do you happy?” and LG phones saying “See the great, feel the great.” What the heavens is the matter with these people? It […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Are There So Many Grammatically Incorrect Slogans?”
McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement 