One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Sometimes when someone murders your family instead of vowing revenge you might say “May god have mercy on your soul!” This never made sense to me. Why would you want God to have mercy on them after they’ve done such a horrible thing? If God is going to take mercy on them then what’s the […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “May God Have Mercy on Your Soul”Dear McFartnuggets: So every time I tell people that I hate rap they tell me I’m racist for that. Is it racist to not like music that all sounds the same talking about bitches, hoes, money, and cars? Is that racist?! I mean sure it’s mostly African Americans doing this, but I’m not racist against […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Is it Racist to Hate Rap?”When you’re ending a phone call with someone they’ll sometimes say “Okay bye. Take care!” Take care where? Where do I take it and what do I do with it once I get there? Should I give it to someone else? Does it matter who I give it to? I mean it’s your care, you […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Take Care”When two people don’t enjoy each other’s company, people who observe this conflict say “They got beef with each other.” My question is how did cow meat become synonymous with dislike? Normally when you take someone out for steak or a hamburger it means you’re pretty friendly. You don’t eat cheeseburgers around people you hate, […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Got Beef”Dear McFartnuggets: With all this talk about Rachel Dolezal, the issue of transracial people is being treated like a brand new thing. Don’t you think people are forgetting about Michael Jackson? This isn’t a new thing. Michael Jackson was Black and he became White. He was the opposite of Rachel Dolezal years and years before she […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Was Michael Jackson Transracial?”One pretty common thing you hear on game shows is “I need this money, I have a baby on the way!” If you need money, don’t have a baby. It’s pretty simple. Babies are like cars. Think of that Nationwide commercial with the giant babies. You wouldn’t lease an expensive car if you had no […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “I Need This Money, I Have a Baby on the Way!”Dear McFartnuggets: Yo, I keep hearing about how the government has this microchip technology and they’re putting the microchips in babies all secretively and shit so how come they don’t they just put microchips in people who go to jail? That way when murderers escape from prison in New York because a fat lady gave them […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Don’t We Put Microchips in Prisoners Yet?”Dear McFartnuggets: I don’t want to die so I like the idea of reincarnation and being reborn over and over again, I’m just trying to understand a little bit more about it. According to reincarnation when you die your soul goes into a baby or an animal. If that’s true then wouldn’t it be good to […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “If Reincarnation is Real Then is Killing Animals Good?”Sometimes when you’re telling people about all the charity work you do for the homeless they say “I could give a rat’s ass!” Okay well that’s rude, but more importantly, how would you “give a rat’s ass?” There are a few problems with this. Firstly, I don’t think rats even have asses. I’ve never seen […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “I Could Give a Rat’s Ass”A lot is being made of shower thoughts these days (thoughts you have while in the shower). You hear a lot of shower thoughts like “When you think about it, your mouth is like a giant third nostril” or “If chicken and watermelon is racist how come cotton isn’t?” It seems like everyone is sharing […]
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