One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Summer is now here which means you’ve gotta have your pubic hair styling game on point. If you’re bored of the straight up shaved look you might be inspired to try some different styles. The purpose of this article is to warn you from my personal experience about which styles definitely won’t work. Here are […]
Read More The Top 5 Weirdest Hairstyles For Your Pubic HairThe final player in the NFL draft is labeled “Mr. Irrelevant” because no one gives a shit about them and they’re usually a terrible player who never goes on to do anything noteworthy with their career. But what about all the players who didn’t get drafted? If the final player is irrelevant then what does […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Mr. Irrelevant”Dear McFartnuggets: I’ve always wondered why is poop colored brown? Who decided this? Why wasn’t I consulted? I think I would have preferred to make it purple or a turquoise color. What is with this brown? Always dull and brown! Why?! — Cleo from Los Angeles, California Dear Lorraine: You can blame Bilirubin for the […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What Makes Poop Look Brown?”Sometimes when there’s a giant tornado and the news comes to interview witnesses the witnesses say “The debris was just everywhere!” Let’s clear one thing up right now, things can’t be JUST everywhere. If something is everywhere then you simply cannot use the word “just.” “Just” is a word that implies a limit and the […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Just Everywhere”Dear McFartnuggets: Whenever I see news features about transgender people they always show a fat guy with a beard who says he was born a woman and it literally looks 100% like a man. Then they show a guy in makeup who says he was born a man and it’s obviously a guy in women’s […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Are Transgender Men So Much More Convincing Looking?”Sometimes people will come up to me on the street and say “You are an amazing inspiration. The fact that you wake up every morning and find the courage to come outside is truly inspiring! Thank you for being so inspirational!” Apparently I’m achieving an incredibly feat by attempting to live a normal life despite […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “You’re An Inspiration!”This was one of the early ads that really highlighted the need for animal rights on commercial shoots. Horses should never be treated like this. That fruit platter was way too heavy to be on the head of any living being and what’s worse is THEY KNEW IT.
Read More Controversial Horse Mistreatment Commercial From The 60’sDear McFartnuggets: People are always telling me the world is going to end with climate change and super volcanoes and earthquakes, but people have always been predicting the end of the world and they’ve never been right before so what makes people think they’re going to be right this time? — Rolando from Fort Lauderdale, […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “How Can You Believe People When They Say The World is Coming to an End?”When people are publicly displaying their social unrest in big groups they often chant “No justice! No peace!” This basically means “If you don’t give us what we want, we will riot.” The problem is it’s becoming readily apparent that rioting achieves nothing. All it does is serve to further damage a community and make […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “No Justice! No Peace!”Sometimes you’re at a toffee shoppe waiting in queue and some tallywhacker is taking a bit too much of a think in ordering his sweets. Someone in behind you yells out “AY WANKER! PICK A BLOODY TOFFEE! THIS IS REALLY BRASSING ME OFF! BLOODY BOLLOCKS! ” English people love saying “bloody” but this can get […]
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McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement 