One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Autocorrect can be a convenient function to help speed up your texting, but more often than not it will hamper your communications. We’ve all been horrible misunderstood thanks to autocorrect at one point or another. I’ve personally ruined countless relationships and even lost a few jobs thanks to autocorrect and here are the top 5 […]
Read More The Top 5 Worst Autocorrects While TextingDear McFartnuggets: People always complain about the Washington Redskins, but with baseball season here why aren’t more people speaking up about the Cleveland Indians logo? The name might not be as offensive as Redskins, but it’s certainly an insulting caricature of these people. Why is Redskins not okay but this goofy ass Indian with red […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: "Is the Cleveland Indians Name and Logo Offensive?"Distracted driving is one of the major dangers in life and it’s everyone’s responsibility to make sure they’re always focused on operating their vehicle. I know sometimes life gets the in the way and it may be okay to send an occasional text or get a quick hand job, but there are certain activities you […]
Read More The Top 5 Things You Should Never Do While DrivingFor some reason “Lawyer up” has become a normal thing to say. What’s weird about that is it sounds like a street term like “knuckle up” or “man up” and yet you will hear elderly women saying it. It just doesn’t sound right. I had a sweet old lady the other day tell me, after […]
Read More "Dumbass Sayings: Lawyer Up"Dear McFartnuggets: Have you ever noticed that women never mug anyone? When was the last time you heard of anyone getting mugged by a woman? Like women never need to mug someone and don’t have access to a gun? People say not to be prejudice, but I think it’s safe to say if you see […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Aren’t There Ever Any Women Muggers?”Sometimes when you’re at a job interview the interviewer says “I spoke with your previous employer and they said you were a pretty loose cannon.” Loose cannon? Is there such a thing as a tight cannon? Are tight cannons better? If you were comparing someone to just a regular cannon that would certainly mean they […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Loose Cannon”Sometimes when you’re waiting on the checkout line at Walmart you’ll see a little kid who keeps staring at you. After a few minutes you hear the mother of this brat say “If you keep making faces like that one day your face is gonna get stuck like that forever!” Really? Lady, I’ve been making […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Your Face is Going to Get Stuck Like That Forever”Dear McFartnuggets: Guys are always saying “Hey dog, what’s up dog?” But they also say “Hey check out that cat. That’s a cool cat!” Which is it then? How can men be dogs and cats? Dogs and cats are seen as opposites. Aren’t women usually compared to cats? Why would men be called cats when […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Are Men Dogs or Cats?”This commercial was a bit ahead of its time and really addressed the issue of safety when it came to ballin’. These days we’re all quite aware of the hazards. Never underestimate the threat of a line drive.
Read More Disconcerting Toothsauce Commercial From Olden TVSometimes when you’re at a hospital crying out for assistance you can hear the nurses outside your room saying “Oh god he’s bitching and moaning again!” First off, how is “bitching” even a term? There’s no such thing as “bastarding” is there? No, I didn’t think so. Even if I was to accept the fact […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Bitching and Moaning”
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