One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Dear McFartnuggets: It seems like whenever the Pope visits America crime rates drop drastically wherever he goes. So what I wanna know is why does he ever leave? Wouldn’t it be better to have him just live in America, particularly places like Detroit and Chicago where crime rates are really high and have his mere […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Doesn’t The Pope Fight Crime?”One insult you hear tossed around a lot these days is “Mental midget.” People say things like “Sarah Palin is a real mental midget!” Let me be one to say that is some offensive ass shit. Ironically, usually liberals are using this term to describe people like Donald Trump, Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, etc. It’s […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Mental Midget”Dear McFartnuggets: How come people pray in churches indoors so much? If they’re praying to god shouldn’t they be outside looking to the sky? Shouldn’t the roofs of churches be able to retract and open up on a sunny clear day so everyone can pray under the light of Christ? Churches sure take enough money […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Shouldn’t Churches Have Retractable Roofs?”Sometimes people say shit like “Growing up, I always had a chip on my shoulder and that made me fight harder to prove people wrong.” I don’t really see how a chip on your shoulder is such a big deal. First of all, what kind of chip are we talking about? Chocolate? Potato? American potato […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Chip on Your Shoulder”Halloween is upon us once again which means it’s time for a quick recap of which Halloween costumes you should DEFINITELY NOT wear this year. Halloween costumes are all about grabbing attention, but here are the top 5 costumes that will get you the wrong kind of attention: 5. Cop Dressing like a cop is […]
Read More The Top 5 Worst Halloween Costumes of 2015Dear McFartnuggets: I always see homeless people shaking cups of coins and I don’t know why. What is the purpose behind this action? I get that it draws attention to them, but if I give them a dollar then the paper dollar will muffle the sound of the coins and ruin their little noisemaker. With […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do Homeless People Shake a Cup of Coins?”The famous Spanish painter Salvador Dali was quoted with saying “I don’t do drugs… I AM DRUGS!” Which sounds a lot like something a bath salts zombie shrieks at the heavens before they bite your nose off. Some people think Dali really didn’t do drugs and this quote was just his way of saying his […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “I Don’t Do Drugs. I AM Drugs!”There’s a saying/quote that’s growing in popularity with women on the internet that goes “Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor in the morning the Devil says, Oh no she’s up.” Okay first off, this is way too long to be a saying. You gotta cap most sayings at like […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Be the Kind of Woman Who, When Your Feet Hit the Floor in the Morning The Devil Says, Oh No She’s Up.”Dear McFartnuggets: The Democrats are probably going to nominate Hillary Clinton to be their Presidential candidate for 2016. I can’t believe Hillary Clinton as the President of the United States though. This is a dangerous world we live in right now with the Isis and the radical islamacists. What if another 9/11 happened with Hillary […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Would America Be Safe With Hillary Clinton as President?”Sometimes when you enter someone’s house they say “Hey, there’s cookies and milk on the table, make yourself at home!” Yet for some reason when you take your pants and undies off to let your balls get some air they scream at you. Listen, you said “make yourself at home” so that’s exactly what I […]
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