McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement
One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Elvis was one of the pioneers of this strategy. Peeing on yourself in public is one of everyone’s greatest fears. Fortunately there are a few ways to make it less embarrassing for yourself. The most important thing you can do to keep peeing your pants from being embarrassing is simple and that’s wearing really dark […]
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McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement 