McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement
One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Dear McFartnuggets: I got hit in the balls with a hockey puck the other day and when I regained consciousness today I got to thinking, why did G-d make testicles so sensitive? What is the point of that? Why would G-d design man with such an obvious and crippling weakness? How does that help anyone? […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Did God Make Testicles So Sensitive?”It doesn’t say“Do not apply to nutsack”but it should. It really should. Dear McFartnuggets: Why does rubbing alcohol make my testicles burn so much? — Kevin from Mississippi Dear Kevin: Yeah you should never put alcohol on your balls. Ball skin is very tender. Despite the fact it’s holding very fragile contents, the human nutsack […]
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McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement 