One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
There is an “I” in “Log carrying.” There may not be an “I” in the word “team” but what significance does that really hold? Does this mean you can only be selfish when you’re participating in something that has a letter “I” in it? If that’s the case then there is an “I” in “Intercourse” […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “There’s No I in Team”Let people in comas have their peace. When someone you know is in a coma you may be tempted to do strange things to them to try and snap them out of their slumber. Unfortunately, some people go too far with their tactics and wind up doing more harm than good and sometimes even ending […]
Read More The Top 5 Things To Never Do To Someone In A Coma“Did you eat those campers, buddy?Look at me! Look at this bloody hellscape! Did you do this?” Whenever anyone with a dog finds something torn to shreds like a book or a shoe they always approach the dog and say “Did you do this?” It’s kind of like the reverse of when Steve Urkel used […]
Read More Dumbass Dog Owner Sayings: “Did You Do This?”When people get really angry they say they’re “Pissed off.” For some reason we just accept this to mean angry and don’t really think anymore about it. What does it mean to be “Pissed off” exactly? To me, being pissed off means being so angry that your rage is powerful enough to involuntarily force the […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings “Pissed Off”You never want to joke about a incompletesituation that has an unsure outcome. Dear McFartnuggets: I made a joke about the missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 at a party the other day and about half of the people thought it was funny and the other half thought it was offensive. I don’t get it. The […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Is It Okay To Make Jokes About Malaysia Airlines Flight 370?”Even in space you’ve gotta keep pledging! Dear McFartnuggets: How come every day in school they make us say the Pledge of Allegiance? Shouldn’t we be able to say it once and mean it than have to say it every single morning when most people probably stop even thinking about what it means anymore?– Kelley […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do We Say The Pledge of Allegiance Every Day?”Unless you’re diabetic,getting just desserts isn’t that bad. When someone gets their “Just desserts” it means they’re getting what they deserve, usually in a negative way like a punishment. A lot of people use the phrase “Just desserts” without knowing that it’s really spelled “Just deserts.” If someone’s getting their “Just deserts” then that figuratively […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Just Desserts”When you’re in a street fight with a stranger who wants to smash your skull in, there aren’t many rules you have to adhere to. Usually it’s a matter of life or death and you have to do what you have to do. However, there are a few unwritten rules of street fighting and here […]
Read More The Top 5 Things To Never Do During A Street FightPeople need to be taught to do.So if you know how to do that’s all that matters. A saying you hear from time to time is “Those who can’t do teach.” I don’t know how this ever got popular to say. This is incredibly insulting to teachers. Why would you attack teachers? We need them! […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Those Who Can’t Do, Teach”No one needs to see that. When two people start having sexual relations in public others will usually walk by and yell “Get a room!” or some will just stare and record it with their smartphones. I never understood this saying. Why should they get a room? The worst part is when it’s two homeless […]
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McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement 