One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
None of these commercials would be able to air in today’s age. It’s weird how we think we’re more advanced these days, yet people back in the 70’s were so much less sensitive and able to deal with a lot more. We’re not any more advanced, if anything we’ve declined and become weaker.
Read More Unhinged Cuckoo Bonkers Commercials From The 70’sSometimes when you’re exposing your nude body to someone going “Ya like it? Eh? Ehh?!” They say “Sorry that’s just not my cup of tea.” So the cup of tea you prefer doesn’t have nipples? There’s something weird about this saying. No one refers to the things they DO like as their “cup of tea” […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: "Not My Cup of Tea"These days everyone is calling Superman a “False god.” Look I don’t know what Superman did to piss people off so bad, but he’s only trying to help. We know his motives are in the right place so I think it’s okay to ignore a few mistakes when he’s saving the world constantly. We live […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: "False God"Some women complain about all the advantages that men have over women and yes men have some advantages over women, but women have their own advantages too. You’ll notice that most women don’t ever say that men have it better than women overall and they wish they were men. That’s because the advantages that women […]
Read More The Top 5 Benefits To Being a WomanDear McFartnuggets: Have you ever noticed that when boxers or MMA fighters come to the ring for a big fight they always have security guards leading them to the ring? Is that really necessary? If they’re fighters shouldn’t they be able to defend themselves? Only a pussy would need security to protect them. Who are […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do Fighters Need Security When They Walk To The Ring?”Sometimes when you confront your significant other about the used condom you found under your pillow the look on her face is like “Oh shit…” But she claims she’s not cheating and that “Nothing could be further from the truth!” Okay, even if by some chance you’re not cheating and that condom was one of […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Nothing Could Be Further From The Truth”Dear McFartnuggets: How come when people discriminate against people of other religions they call it religious intolerance? Sometimes they call it racism even though your religion doesn’t always depend on your race and religions aren’t ethnicities. If you hate people of a different gender you’re called sexist. If you hate people of a different age […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Isn’t There a Name For Hating Other Religions?”Most pharmacies and grocery stores offer a “cash back” option at the register. This can be convenient, but it’s a completely mislabeled term. It’s not cash back, it’s just cash. You know what Samuel L. Jackson talks about on those Capital One commercials? THAT’S ”cash back.” Cash back is when you get cash BACK from […]
Read More Dumbass Terms: “Cash Back”Dear McFartnuggets: How come the sound of running water makes me have to pee? Is it a matter of conditioning like Pavlov’s dog salivating to the sound of a ringing bell? If that’s the case then shouldn’t hearing things plop into water make me want to poop? Well they don’t. So what’s the dealio with […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Does Hearing Running Water Make Me Want To Pee?”When it’s 20 degrees out people love to say “It’s freezing! It’s cold as hell out there!” First off, no it’s not freezing, it’s BELOW freezing. And how do people get away with saying “Cold as hell”? That’s like saying “Man, I’m as broke as Oprah!” Do people pay attention to anything they’re saying? At […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Cold as Hell”
McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement 