Ask McFartnuggets: "Is it Possible to Get Pubic Lice in Your Anus?"

Ass crabs aren’tan urban legend. Dear McFartnuggets:  My asshole has been extraordinarily itchy lately and I recently learned my girlfriend has contracted crabs “from work.” Yeah I don’t know what that means either, but lately I’ve been too concerned about my buthole feeling like it’s covered in invisible termites to really get into the details […]

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Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Don’t Spanish People Ever Say Nueva England?”

When this is your emblemyou can’t expect toomuch Spanish. Dear McFartnuggets:  How come you never hear Spanish people calling New England “Nueva England” like they say “Nueva York” or “Nueva Jersey”? Is the Spanish name for New England really “Nueva England”? It sounds so weird. — Jacky from Portsmouth, New Hampshire Dear Jacky: Actually the […]

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