One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
I don’t care how cold it getsyou can’t marry your dog. Dear McFartnuggets: I’m in love with my dog Noodles. We share a bond like I’ve never felt in my entire life. I never thought a love like this could exist between a human and a dog. The courts say I can’t marry him though. […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Can’t I Marry My Dog?”For some reason people refer to certain foods as “Comfort foods.”This is a completely ridiculous phrase. The whole idea of food in general is to be comforting. Starving is the epitome of discomfort so therefore eating has to be considered a comfort. If you’re eating and it’s not comfortable then you’re doing something wrong. What […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Comfort Food”Hobos are gonna needPayPal or some shit. Dear McFartnuggets: Have you ever wondered what will happen to homeless people when technology makes physical cash and coins unnecessary? Fewer and fewer people carry cash these days and soon enough no one will need to. People will just use cards or their phones or some other scannable […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What Will Homeless People Do When Cash is No Longer Used?”These days all the kids talk about is hashtag this, hashtag that. Hashtags are like little addendums meant to sort and categorize tweets, but some people will actually use them in normal conversation. The other day I heard a kid say “I don’t think I’m going to make it to school today HASHTAG drugs.” I […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Hashtag”A foam finger is really all you need to help raise awarenessfor Prostate Cancer. Dear McFartnuggets: The awareness ribbon for Prostate Cancer is blue, but shouldn’t it really be brown? — Megan from West Virginia Dear Megan: Oh you mean brown like poopoo for when a man gets a doctor’s finger up his bumhole? Oh that’s […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Shouldn’t The Ribbon For Prostate Cancer Be Brown?”Here’s a prime example of how not to ask a woman out on a date. Hand gestures are very key. You need to be aware of what your hands are doing at all times because they can give away your intentions. That is one crucial mistake this creepy old bastard made and it ruined his […]
Read More Creepy Ass Banned Toilet Tissue Commercial From Oldie TimesIf you have an Android phone then you have the capability to use Google Now where you ask Google for help. The problem with this is you have to say “OK, Google…” out loud before your question or command. Maybe it’s just me, but this seems very awkward. First off, I’d rather say “Hey, Google” […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “OK, Google…”There’s no such job asicefighter. Dear McFartnuggets: Once and for all tell me who’s stronger: fire or ice? — Iris from Little Rock, Arkansas Dear Iris: I think you meant to say “What’s stronger?” considering fire and ice aren’t people. To your question, I don’t know why this is always an example of the clashing […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What’s Stronger: Ice or Fire?”Whatever you do, don’t goas a Conehead ghost. When it comes to picking a cool Halloween costume most people look to the news headlines and what’s trending. If you want to be on the cutting edge of Halloween costume trendiness in 2014 there are certain pitfalls you need to be careful to avoid. Here are […]
Read More The Top 5 Worst Halloween Costumes For 2014The acronym WASP is generally used to mean White Anglo Saxon Protestant. It would be a racist term if it was possible to be racist against White people. The problem I have with this acronym is it’s entirely redundant. “WHITE Anglo Saxon Protestant”? Are there many Black Anglo Saxon Protestants? Anglo Saxon essentially means White. […]
Read More Dumbass Saying: “W.A.S.P.”
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