One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Inhaling is key to singingand that’s hard to do whenthere’s shitmist in the air. Dear McFartnuggets: Pretty much everyone sings in the shower, but how come people call me weird to sing on the toilet? It’s still within the confines of the bathroom. I don’t see why there’s any real difference. If you’re singing in […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Is it Okay to Sing on the Toilet?”Sometimes you have to lieto get an extra vacation. Sometimes you need a few days off from work, but you don’t want to admit the real reason why so you have to come up with a false excuse. Coming up with a lie to get out of work can be tricky. Fortunately there are three […]
Read More Three Easy Ways To Get Extra Time Off WorkWise words from a greatphilosopher. Marilyn Monroe is frequently credited with the quote “We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.” There are a few things wrong with this saying. First of all, this is pretty insulting to old people. Are you trying to say old […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “We Should All Start To Live Before We Get Too Old”The clothing incineration biz will NOT see a negativeimpact from Ebola. As Ebola begins springing up all around America there are going to be some big impacts felt on local and national businesses alike. If by some chance you are involved in any of the following businesses, you may want to prepare contingencies in the event […]
Read More The Top 5 Businesses That Will Suffer Greatly Due to EbolaOne similarity between Isis and Ebola,they’re not graphic designers. Dear McFartnuggets: Isn’t it weird how similar Isis and Ebola are? They’re both deadly situations happening in Africa and the Middle East and people in America are afraid they’re going to come here if we don’t do something about it. If America had put more doctors […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Are Isis and Ebola So Similar?”Could this be thenew dollar sign? Dear McFartnuggets: With Ebola set to spread around America and soon the world, what does this mean for my personal financial situation? What can I do to make sure I survive this epidemic and are there any ways to benefit from it? — Gina from New Salisbury, Indiana Well, […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What Does The American Ebola Outbreak Mean For Me?”The menu of the future. With the need for renewable food sources higher than ever, it’s only a matter of time before humanity as a whole begins eating insects. As of today there are an estimated 10 quintillion individual insects on this planet, the number of livestock animals is somewhere in the billions. There are […]
Read More The Top 5 Worst Insects To EatA common sports exercise is running “suicides.” This is an exercise drill where you you a quarter the length of a sports field or court, touch the ground then run back, run half the distance, touch the ground then run back, run three-quarters of the distance touch the ground and run back then run the […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Suicides”It’s probably a good idea to invest in one of thesesuits soon. Dear McFartnuggets: With Ebola coming to America and Enterovirus D68 already spreading, is there a chance the two could combine and mutate into a super mega virus that’s like an airborne form of Ebola, like an Enterobola? — Pierre from Kansas City, Missouri Dear […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Could Ebola Combine With Enterovirus To Create a Mega Virus?”Sometimes when you meet someone who’s a really loud asshole they’ll say “Sorry, I just have a personality that’s larger than life!” Do people even think about what this is supposed to mean? Larger than life? What’s larger than life? Seriously thinking about that. What is larger than life? How big is life anyway? The […]
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