One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Always take some Imodium before extreme twerking. Dear McFartnuggets: I was doing my weekly twerking video for Facebook when all of a sudden I felt a horrible cramp in my stomach. I had just left Taco Bell and had a few items from their Dollar Cravings menu. Yes, it happened. I pooped myself while twerking. I […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “I Pooped While Twerking!”Sometimes you have to look a little deeper for racism. In today’s politically correct world where social media is ready to pounce on the slightest mistake to condemn you as a racist, it’s important to be familiar with all the racist terms floating around out there. Ironically, in order to not be a racist you need […]
Read More 5 Words You Probably Didn’t Know Were RacistWhen you say “Thank you” to someone you expect them to say “You’re welcome,” but occasionally they throw a curveball at you and hit you with a “My pleasure!” The problem with this is either it’s a lie or it’s one of the creepiest things you can say to another person. If you’re telling the […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “My Pleasure”Don’t always assume dogsor people want a massage. Der McFartnuggets: Is it bad to pet dogs you don’t know? I always thought it was odd that people just walk up to dogs they’ve never met before and pet them, rub them, massage them, etc. Why do people do this and why do the dog owners […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Is it Bad to Pet Dogs You Don’t Know?”Usually when you download a new piece of software, the folder in which it’s kept has a file called “Read Me” that contains instructions and information about the program. Have you ever wondered why it says “Read me”? Why do we try to assign human characteristics to electronic text files? Just call it “Read this.” […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Read Me”When people say don’t bringme a gift, you still bring a gift. Dear McFartnuggets: Christmas is a holiday meant to commemorate the birth of Jesus Christ so it’s basically his birthday. It’s a worldwide birthday party for Jesus when everyone gets presents except Jesus! Isn’t that a little messed up? Why don’t more people talk […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Don’t People Give Jesus Presents on Christmas?”The crazy lady who wears a plastic grocery bag on her head and eats her own feces at the bus terminal is always yelling about the “End of days.” She’s not alone either. A lot of very religious people are out there trying to warn people about the “End of days” like it’s a horrible […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “End of Days”I’m not going to see that one. Dear McFartnuggets: Why the hell do they call those movie previews “Trailers” if they come on BEFORE the movie at the movie theater? Shouldn’t they be play after so they’re TRAILING the film? Shouldn’t those after credits scenes be called trailers? Why don’t they just do that? Wouldn’t […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “ Why Do They Call Them Trailers When They Come on BEFORE The Movie?”This was a really creepy ad that targeted children who had been abandoned by their families. While Sunbeam did capture most of the “Lost souls” market, they ultimately lost that market as more and more orphanages opened up to take these children away. Please note the creepy attempt at hypnosis at the very end of […]
Read More Really Disgusting Bread Commercial From Black & White DaysBabies do make goodmasks if you need to hide. People get really sensitive when it comes to babies and where you can take them. You’d think babies were dangerous or something with how many places you aren’t allowed to bring them. Fact is, possessing a baby is a big responsibility and part of that responsibility […]
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