Dumbass Sayings: “Isn’t it Time We Told Her She’s Pretty Brilliant Too?”

How brilliant can a child really be? There’s a Verizon commercial that shows a little girl trying to hang model planets from her ceiling and looking through a microscope when her parents stop her. Then at the end she looks wistfully at a school poster advertising a science fair and applies lip gloss which tells us […]

5 Tips For Taking Nude Photos of Yourself

Some people get toofancy with the self portraits. With the risk of having your nude photos leaked at any moment thanks to the security flaws in the cloud and other servers, it’s important to be smart about how you take your naked pics. Even if you’re not a celebrity, your nude photos are at risk. […]

Ask McFartnuggets: "Why Does Taco Bell Taste Like Cat Food?"

Dear McFartnuggets: Who hasn’t been temptedto eat a Fancy Feast? I tried the Fritos burrito from Taco Bell and the meat tasted like a mix between wet cat food and clay. Do people actually enjoy eating this crap? Why do they act like putting Fritos in a burrito is so clever? Maybe they should just […]

Dumbass Sayings: "Are You Trying to Be Funny?"

When you’re drunk at a party wearing a dildo on your head doing breakdancing moves trying to spin on the dildo like a dreidel usually someone at the Chuck E. Cheese says “Are you trying to be funny?” Yeah I guess I am. I mean I’m not entirely aware of my actions right now considering […]

Ask McFartnuggets: "Is it Wrong to Donate Hair to Cancer Patients?"

Wigs tend to make peoplelook stupid. Dear McFartnuggets: I was thinking about giving some of my long ass hair to a charity like Locks of Love that donates the hair to make wigs for people with cancer. I was then met with a few people who were telling me it’s wrong to promote and support […]

5 New Alternatives to the Ice Bucket Challenge

Not enough Eskimos aretaking the Ice Bucket Challenge. If you’ve done the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and are still hungry for fun charity challenges then you should check out this list of my five new challenges that could very well be the new viral charity phenomenon. If you’re bored and looking for ways to help […]

Dumbass Sayings: “Just Loved It”

Sometimes women say things like “We had the poached salmon and sourdough caper roll and we JUST LOVED IT.” You just loved it? So you did nothing more than just love it? Usually when people say this they’re trying to exhibit an extreme love for something. The problem is the word “just” doesn’t help serve […]

Ask McFartnuggets: “Where Can I Find Those Celebrity Leaked Nude Photos?”

Dear McFartnuggets: Hey Binkie, do you know where I can find those leaked nude celebrity photos of Kate Upton, Jennifer Lawrence, and Kirsten Dunst everyone is talking about? Thanks! — Sylvia from Cleveland, Ohio Dear Sylvia: You know, Sylvia, I asked myself that same question when I heard the news. At least when it came […]

Dumbass Sayings: “Between a Rock and a Hard Place”

Sometimes when you’re in a chase with a highway patrolman and he nudges your car into a ditch and you crash between the base of a bridge and an old tree while you have a dead hooker in the trunk he’ll say “Looks like someone’s caught between a rock and a hard place!” Excuse me? […]

Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do People Cover Their Mouths When They’re Shocked?”

If you’re truly shockedusually you don’t evenbother with the hand. Dear McFartnuggets: Why do some people cover their mouths when they’re surprised by something? Whenever people are horrified by something like on 9/11 or when they see me naked they put their hand over their mouth. Why do they do that? And why do women […]

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