One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Here’s a commercial or “mersh” as the kids are calling them these days from the trippy days of the 1970’s when nearly everyone was or had used a psychotropic drug of some sort. People could much more easily relate to a commercial of two ladies hallucinating an entire commercial back then.
Read More Insanely Bonkers Banned Toilet Paper CommercialSaying “Happy holidays”every holiday is a easy way to look like an ass. Sometimes a person will say “Happy holidays” to you on a random holiday where it feels completely out of place and weird. There’s a reason it feels weird. “Happy holidays” is not something you say during any holiday. It was a phrase invented […]
Read More The Top 5 Holidays When You Don’t Have to Say “Happy Holidays”Is childbirth really morepainful than a chainsawup the ass? Dear McFartnuggets: It’s been said the worst pain known to man is the sting of a bullet ant, but a lot of women say giving birth is the worst pain possible. What’s the real answer here? What’s the worst pain a human can experience? — Dash […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What is the Worst Pain Known to Man?”The phrase “You’re welcome” is one of the most commonly said phrases in the English language. It’s something you probably say a few times every single day and it’s the natural companion to the phrase “Thank you.” But have you ever stopped to think about what it actually means? Just go ahead and say “You’re […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “You’re Welcome”Sometimes people say weird things like “Sorry, I only eat organic.” Everyone these days goes berserk over organic foods. I don’t really see what the big deal is. You know what else is organic? Human flesh. I won’t be taking another bite of that any time soon, it’s gross. You need foods with some decent […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Organic Food”Letting a hobo house sit isa temporary solution to apermanent problem. Dear McFartnuggets: I’m leaving on business for two months and I’ve been looking for a house sitter, someone to watch the house while I’m gone. Then it hit me. Why not just have a homeless person be my housesitter? I mean isn’t that perfect? […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Should I Let a Homeless Person Housesit For Me?”It IS a tumor! With cancer awareness movements stronger and more ubiquitous than ever, there are still some cancers people don’t talk about. For whatever reasons, some types of cancer just don’t get the attention that breast, lung, and testicular cancer do. What I want to do is at least mention those cancers here so […]
Read More The Top 5 Least Talked About CancersCheetos slogan is “Dangerously cheesy” And I’m not sure how they decided that was a good idea. Dangerously cheesy sounds threatening. Who the hell wants to take risks with their food. When I’m eating corn snacks I don’t want to invite danger into the equation. The problem with the saying is that it is true. […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: "Dangerously Cheesy"It’s not called Taint and Hammer, but go ahead. Dear McFartnuggets: My taint gets mad sweaty in the month of August and no matter what I do I can’t seem to keep it dry. The only thing I haven’t tried that someone suggested is apply my underarm antiperspirant on my taint. I’m reticent to try that shit […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Can I Put Underarm Antiperspirant on My Taint?”Is bigger really better? We all know being obese isn’t a good thing. There are a lot of problems associated with it ranging from heart issues to joint paint to sleep apnea and diabetes. However, as with most things, it’s not ALL bad. There are some benefits to being obese and it’s important to note […]
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