One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Who are you to questionSamuel L? Dear McFartnuggets: Have you seen these Captial One credit card commercials with Samuel L. Jackson on them? Why he doing this? He’s been in a thousand movies he must already have enough money. Why he do this?! If he was doing a commercial for Dr. Pepper or some shit […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Does Samuel L. Jackson Do Capital One Commercials?”Dear McFartnuggets: It doesn’t matter if their team is down 4 to nil in stoppage time, if the camera falls on a group of people at the World Cup they jump up and wave their hands around and act a fool. Who cares? No one knows who you are. What’s the big deal about this? […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do Fans Go Crazy When They’re on Camera at the World Cup?”I went to this person’s house and had to take a dump and before I went in they said “Remember to use the toilet soap!” I had never heard that term before so I went in there, did my business, then washed the toilet out with the toilet soap. As it turns out, “toilet soap” […]
Read More Dumbass Saying: “Toilet Soap”Ever wonder how people in the 1930’s got away from it all? Well take a look at this extremely strange commercial for one of the earliest beach resorts in America. It’s hard to believe people actually responded to this type of advertising back then, but it was shocking at the time and really resonated with […]
Read More Weird Commercial For The First Vacation Resort Ever (1930’s)Adults hid a lot of dirtymessages in cartoons. They don’t make children’s entertainment like they used to. Kids used to grow up watching Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and The Road Runner and really clever, subversive, genius entertainment that’s still good to this day. These days kids watch dumbed down, watered down, neutered crap that’s probably […]
Read More Three Classic Cartoon Catchphrases You Didn’t Realize Were Actually DirtyIt’s best to treat zombieslike decomposing cannibals. Dear McFartnuggets: Why are people always trying to decapitate zombies? Aren’t they technically still human? What about them isn’t human? They must be humans still, they just not “alive” except maybe they are alive because they’re not “dead.” If they were dead it wouldn’t be a problem, but […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Are Zombies Technically Still Humans?”Don’t tell god what to do! If you sneeze in public, usually within two seconds someone will say “God bless you.” I never understood this practice. It literally serves no purpose at all. Maybe in the past when mortality rates for common illnesses were high because they had no medicine it might be appropriate to […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “God Bless You”Picking the right musicfor exercise can be tricky. Everyone knows that listening to music makes working out easier. For whatever reason when you hear the right song it can really help you exercise in the same way it might inspire you to start dancing. That being said, there are some songs out there that are […]
Read More The Top 5 Worst Songs To Listen To While You Work OutAre people making a bigdeal out of nothing? Dear McFartnuggets: All I hear on the news these days is how Ebola is going to spread around the world and kill everyone. It’s only in Africa though so why is the media blowing this so out of proportion? Isn’t this just another form of fearmongering meant […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Is The Media Making Too Big of a Deal About Ebola?”When people approach me asking me for nutritional and exercise advice they usually say “I want to have abs.” I always laugh right in these people’s faces. Do these people not realize they already have abdominal muscles? If they didn’t have abs their stomach, intestines, and other internal organs would be pushing up against their […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “I Want to Have Abs”
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