One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Even this kid thinks arguing on the internet is a questionable use of one’s time. Dear McFartnuggets: Why do people argue with each other on the internet? Has anyone ever gained anything from an internet argument? I saw two people arguing about religion on a YouTube video about red velvet cupcakes. I don’t get why people do […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do People Argue on the Internet?”Sometimes when you’re leaving work and you ask some of your fellow co-workers if they want to hang out and watch a “Three Stooges” DVD at your place they say “You’re such a tool.” Yeah I am a tool, I’m a buzzsaw and if you test me I’ll cut your ass up! There’s nothing wrong […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “You’re Such a Tool”Sometimes you see an old lady fall down an up escalator at the mall and a bunch of people laugh and say “That’s funny as hell!” Have you ever wondered why people say this? There’s nothing inherently humorous about eternal damnation. When someone says something is “Funny as cancer” it means it’s not funny, but […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Funny as Hell”Judas knew it wasn’t cool to blow a kiss. Sometimes you gotta get all up in there. Dear McFartnuggets: Me and my girlfriend were taking the same bus to work in the morning and I got off a few stops before her. Before I left the bus I turned and blew a kiss at her. Everyone on the […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Is it Weird For a Man to Blow a Kiss?”It’s crazy how these companies actually thought these commercials would make people want to buy their product. You can’t fault them for trying to be original, but looking back it’s obvious why the FCC decided to remove them from the air.
Read More Horrible Old Commercials That Were Rightfully Banned From TVDear McFartnuggets: When my husband came home the other day he said “Oh goodie! You ordered Domino’s!” The only problem is he got his hopes up because I didn’t. He said he could have sworn he smelled Domino’s when he came in even through the front screen door because Domino’s has a distinctive smell to […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Does My Vagina Smell Like Domino’s Pizza?”Strippers can be verysensitive. When you’re getting a lap dance there’s a certain etiquette you have to keep in mind. There are basically no “DOs” but there damn sure are a bunch of “DONTs.” In order to make your next lap dance a pleasant experience that doesn’t result in complete humiliation in front of strippers […]
Read More The Top 5 Worst Things To Do While Getting A Lap DanceSomeone looks thirsty! Dear McFartnuggets: I’ve been looking for a nice original way to help feed the homeless. I’ve tried buying them sandwiches and pizzas, but nothing really made me feel truly happy. Once I became pregnant five months ago I realized as my breasts grew that I could breastfeed people. I knew I had […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Is it Okay to Breastfeed the Homeless?”Somehow the sentence “Get a grip” has become a common phrase in our times. It’s supposed to mean “get a grip on reality” and it’s meant to be said to people experiencing a nervous breakdown or any other kind of anxiety, but really it sounds more like something you’d say to a prostitute before a […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: "Get A Grip"How many lesbians aremen unknowingly impregnating? Dear McFartnuggets: If homosexuality is a genetically inherited trait as liberals say then how come gay people still exist? Blonde people are going to be extinct in a few hundred years because the gene that makes people blonde is not being passed down enough so why wouldn’t the same […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “If Homosexuality is Genetic Then Why Aren’t Gays Extinct?”
McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement 