One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Everyone loves a good laugh, but there are certain times when laughing is almost damn near impossible. Sometimes it’s just physically difficult to make a laugh come out and you want to avoid those moments as much as you can. Here are the top five most difficult times to laugh: 5. During a prostate exam […]
Read More The Top 5 Most Difficult Times to LaughIf your son looks like this,yes you should be worried. Dear McFartnuggets: My 5-year-old son told me he wants to be Batman when he grows up. I didn’t think anything of it at first, I thought it was actually kinda funny. Then I remembered that Batman became Batman because his parents were brutally murdered in […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “My Son Wants to Be Batman, Should I Be Worried?”Why do we feel the need tolabel people based on theirintellect? Dear McFartnuggets: I’ve been told I can’t say the “R-word” at work and I don’t really understand why. I mean if you’re truly mentally disabled then there’s a good chance you don’t know what a lot of words mean. I’ve never had an actual […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why is it Wrong to Say the R-Word?”No one ever says“Mi bano es tu bano.” When you’re using someone else’s bathroom there area few guidelines you have to follow. You can’t just treat it like your own bathroom. Even if they say “My house is your house” that’s a lie. There are certain things you just can’t do in another person’s bathroom […]
Read More The Top 5 Worst Things To Do in Another Person’s BathroomThis could be the next Jordan.You never know! Dear McFartnuggets: How come NBA teams keep taking chances on Serbian players with super long last names who never end up being good? 99 out of 100 times they end up never even playing in America they just stay in Europe and people forget about them. There […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: "Why Do NBA Teams Keep Drafting European Players?"Here are commercials from an era when commercials tried to get people to go to the dentist. You just don’t see enough of those anymore. I guess people didn’t fully understand how important teeth were back then. They found out though, boy did they ever find out!
Read More Weird Old Ads That Probably Should Never Have Been MadeSometimes people say “I made these cookies from scratch!” Scratch? No you didn’t. You used dough like everyone else does. You can’t make food from “scratch.” You CAN make marks on your skin from scratch. You can make horrible disfiguring scars from scratch. My cat made a scar on my face from scratch the other […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Made From Scratch”Those soldiers must have readthem some bedtime stories. Dear McFartnuggets: I have a problem falling asleep sometimes at night. I’ll lay in bed for hours with my eyes closed and I just can’t get myself to fall asleep. I would take sleeping medications except they make me act crazy. The last time I took a […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “How Can I Fall Asleep Fast?”When someone at work is upset because you ate their lunch and got diarrhea all over the toilet seat they’ll usually say “I’ve got a bone to pick with you.” What bone would that be? A femur? A lumbar vertebrae? A zygomatic bone in the cheek? A pelvis? A phalanges? What bone are you talking […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: "I’ve Got a Bone to Pick with You"Traffic jams aren’t the worstpossibility. The majority of people in this world drive to work, but is driving the best way to commute? Some methods help save people money on gas and are a lot safer than driving. Then again some are actually much worse than driving. I’ve been looking for other ways to make […]
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McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement 