The Top 5 Things Dogs Are Allowed to Do to People, But People Aren’t Allowed to Do to Dogs

Dogs get a lot ofprivileges that we don’t. When you encounter a stranger walking their dog, sometimes the dog will run up to you and engage. When this happens the dog pretty much has the freedom to do anything they want short of urinating on you. Dogs don’t have to worry about what society says […]

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Dumbass Sayings: “Whether You Think You Can or You Think You Can’t, You’re Right!”

I didn’t think I could make itthrough today, but guess what! Henry Ford once said “Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.” That’s a nice inspiring quote, but of course it’s complete bullshit. The fact of the matter is, what you think is irrelevant in most cases. A guy who […]

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Dumbass Sayings: “Appetizers”

Either you’re hungryor you’re not. In America we call Hors d’oeuvres “Appetizers”, but that name doesn’t really seem to make sense. Hors d’oeuvres are small foods served during a dinner to hold people over until the main course arrives. “Appetizer” implies the food is there to stimulate the urge to eat. Who the hell goes […]

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