One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
And people do drive on a drivewaythat’s how you get on the shit. Dear McFartnuggets: How come we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Shouldn’t it be the other way around? I mean HELLOOOOO??!!! — Davey from San Francisco, California Dear Davey: Hello! Let me ask you this, how come we shit […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “How Come We Drive on a Parkway and Park on a Driveway?”This is my pillowthere are many like itbut this one is mine. When you find out there’s a pillow fight flash mob coming up in your town you have to make sure you’re prepared for victory. Some people may argue that there’s no real way to win a pillow fight, but clearly the last man […]
Read More Three Easy Tips To Make You Unbeatable In A Pillow FightFilling your soaker withthe wrong fluid can ruina party REAL FAST. If you’re the type of person who never likes to lose at anything then chances are you’ve done some regrettable things during super soaker fights like fill your soaker with non-water liquids. You might win the battle, but you will lose the war with […]
Read More The Top 5 Worst Things To Fill A Super Soaker WithTake it easy on thatfruit basket. you freak. Sometimes you’ll say “How are you?” to an old lady at work and despite the fact you don’t actually care she tells you anyway and says “Peachy!” How is this a term that people use? Why do we let people get away with this nonsense? Peachy? What […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Peachy”Fainting is just thebrain’s way of saying“Fuck this!” Dear McFartnuggets: Why do people tend to faint when they see something really scary or disgusting like the sight of blood? Is there an evolutionary reason for this response? — Theodore from Rhode Island Dear Theodore: What you’re referring to is vasovagal syncope. It’s when your nervous […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do People Faint When They’re Scared?”Don’t put a baby in here. When you’re bathing a baby in the little plastic baby tub in the kitchen sink someone usually comes up and says “Remember, don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater!” Okay… I didn’t know that was even possible to do. Who throws out bathwater? Do you mean to say […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Don’t Throw The Baby Out With The Bathwater”One unpleasant symptom of WCF is runny stools. With the World Cup in full swing it’s very easy to catch the dreaded disease known as World Cup Fever. When you get it, it can be devastating to your family and work life. Some people actually take work off to watch the games. That can be a […]
Read More 5 Signs That You Have World Cup FeverMr. Whipple was one of the first people to ever make a big deal about folks touching melons without their consent. In that way, he’s actually a very important yet forgotten pioneer in the women’s civil rights movement.
Read More Banned Harassment Toilet Paper Commercial From The 70’sIsn’t it time we stopusing the m-word and d-word? By now we all know that it’s inappropriate and insulting to refer to people who have dwarfism by the “M-word.” We all know what that word is, I’m not even going to type it because it’s hurtful. Some people like to use the word “Dwarf” or […]
Read More The Top 5 Ways To Refer To People With Dwarfism Without Using The M-WordDear McFartnuggets: Is it weird if one of my areolas is bigger than the other? I mean really bigger. My left nipple areola has like a three inch radius and the other a two inch diameter. I’m very self conscious about this. Some people think it’s weird and some people tell me it’s not. I […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Is it Weird if One of My Areolas is Bigger Than the Other?"
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