One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Life is a beach,sometimes you get skin cancer. Sometimes when you’re being verbally reprimanded for masturbating in the break room you’ll be in your boss’ office and you’ll look at his coffee mug and it says “Life’s a beach on it.” What kind of nonsense is that? Life is a beach? That’s apparently supposed to […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “LIfe’s A Beach”You may draw a crowd. If you aren’t familiar with the freedom of sleeping bare ass naked then I seriously recommend you try it. Everyone should know what it feels like to slumber in the nude. Of course, nothing in life is perfect and so there are some major negatives to sleeping without any clothes […]
Read More The Top 5 Negatives To Sleeping NakedDear McFartnuggets: A friend of mine told me the key to attracting women is to use sexy eye contact. The problem is I’m not really sure how to do that. When I make eye contact with women they look away and usually leave. Is there a trick to this? I stare at them for that […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “How Can I Make Sexy Eye Contact Without Looking Creepy?”The Four Seasons sang a song called “Big Girls Don’t Cry” and most people accept that idea as a fact. Could there be a connection between a woman’s size and her emotional state? Yes, actually there is and it disproves the belief that big girls don’t cry. Most people know that women’s bodies produce the […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Big Girls Don’t Cry”Don’t drink that glass of urineJUST YET. Dear McFartnuggets: I was walking down the street today and walked past a tall apartment building. I felt liquid coming down at me and when I looked up I saw a guy peeing and laughing. Some of the urine got in my mouth. I wanted to report them […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Can You Get HIV From Drinking Urine?”Not even a bird can helpyou dance to these songs. When you’re stripping naked and trying to act all seductive and sultry it’s important to pick the right song to play in the background. Picking the wrong song can result in the wrong mood and can change your sexy dancing into the goofiest and/or most […]
Read More The Top 5 Worst Songs To Dance ToThis is what you imaginewhen you try to picturea Stephanie. Dear McFartnuggets: How come you never meet any Black women named Stephanie? — Neil from Vermont Dear Neil: There are just some names that aren’t popular with certain ethnicities or backgrounds. You might not see too many Black women named Stephanie or Amber for the […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: "How Come You Never Meet Any Black Women Named Stephanie?"Everyone knows tigersare the real jungle royalty. Dear McFartnuggets: How come people call lions the kings of the jungle when they don’t even live in the freaking jungle? — Latoya from Birmingham, Alabama Dear Latoya: This is just something that people got completely wrong. You’re right, lions don’t live in the jungle and even if […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: Why Are Lions Considered King of the Jungle?”There are just certain partsof your body you need tokeep covered at night. Getting mosquito bites is one of the worst things about Summer. If you like to sleep naked like me then you better have a mosquito net around your bed otherwise you’re going to risk getting bit in some very uncomfortable places. Here […]
Read More The Top 5 WORST Places To Get Mosquito BitesDear McFartnuggets: My husband and I have been going through a lot of issues for the past few months. We just got married last November and so far it’s not really working out. We almost can’t stand living together, but everyone around me is telling me that we have to make it work. My mom […]
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