One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
I feel a breeze. Have you ever been sitting around at home and stopped to think “Why am I wearing clothes right now?” When making the decision to go nude at home you really need to weigh out the pros and cons. Here are the top 5 positives to being completely naked at home: 5. […]
Read More The Top 5 Positives To Being Naked At HomeWhen someone walks up to you on the street and says “Hey man you gotta try this new synthetic drug called Unicorn Taint, it’s like crack on steroids!” That’s supposed to mean it’s better. For some reason people still use the term “On steroids” to mean “improved” or “stronger.” This is phrase that should no […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “On Steroids”Who wouldn’t likeWhore Day? By now we all know that most holidays are completely fabricated by corporations to get people to buy extra things they don’t need. Have you ever wondered why there aren’t more holidays? There are more and more holidays being celebrated every year and it won’t be long until you see these […]
Read More The Top 5 Holidays That Companies Wish ExistedHorse walks into a bar,the bartender asks“Why the long balls?” I’ve heard this saying “Chicks dig the long ball” and I have to say that in my experience this is entirely untrue. I’m going to get a little personal here for a moment. My nutsack hangs pretty low and I have never heard a woman […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Chicks Dig The Long Ball”It’s also known as“The spoon of death.” Dear McFartnuggets: I got into a street fight last week and the other person got me into a rear naked choke. I tried to tap out, but because it was a street fight there was no referee there to break it up and I went unconscious. When I […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What is the Best Way to Get Out of a Rear Naked Choke?”If you want the job, yagotta nail the interview. When you’re in a job interview it’s important to carefully think out every sentence before you say it. However, it’s also important to be honest and to appear personable. It’s a difficult line to balance, but as long as you remember the things NOT to say […]
Read More The Top 5 Things Never To Say During a Job InterviewOuch… When someone is stylish you’re supposed to say “I like the cut of your jib.” That saying comes from old nautical slang referring one of a boat’s sails called the “jib.” Different countries cut their jibs in different ways and somehow that became a saying people used in everyday life about personal style. The […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “I Like The Cut of Your Jib!”(Vagina under microscope) Dear McFartnuggets: Everyone knows the special ribbon to raise awareness for breast cancer is pink, but if that’s pink then what color is the ribbon for vagina cancer? Shouldn’t pink be for vagina and maybe white be for breast, like for the milk? — Ian from Georgia Dear Ian: Believe it or […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “If The Ribbon For Breast Cancer Is Pink, What Color Is The Ribbon For Vagina Cancer?”Showerdancing can bevery dangerous. Have you ever been singing in your shower and wondered why you don’t dance too? Well there’s no good reason not to as long as you’re doing the proper dances. If you get too fancy there’s a chance you could severely injure yourself. There are just certain dances you shouldn’t attempt […]
Read More The Top 5 Worst Dances To Do In Your ShowerSomeone’s about to be a busy guy! When people see you running around your hotel room trying to figure out what to do with a dead hooker they might say something like “Wow you’re busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!” When they do, it’s really hard not to stop and say […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Busier Than a One Legged Man in an Ass Kicking Contest”
McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement 