One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
It’s best to just have asense of humor about the whole thing. Dear McFartnuggets: Let’s not beat around the bush and just make a long story short, my genitalia looks strange. When I’m naked in front of a woman she can’t stop herself from laughing and it makes me feel sad. This is making me almost […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What Should I Do When A Woman Laughs At My Nude Body?”How about a day laughingwhile wasted? Charlie Chaplin once said “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” That must mean that the hobo who lives outside my window cackling like a hyena all the time isn’t wasting a single day! Well I’m going to have to argue against that being the case. This guy […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “A Day Without Laughter Is A Day Wasted”Beware the Ides of Vagina. Julius Caesar famously said “I came, I saw, I conquered.” I don’t know what he was talking about though, I think he got the order wrong there. Usually you’re supposed to see first, then conquer and then come at the end. Who comes right off the bat? Did she smell […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “I Came, I Saw, I Conquered”Film from Pixar’s newfilm “Dogs.” Dear McFartnuggets: If a picture is worth a thousand words then what is a movie worth? Did you ever wonder that? — Gabrielle from Florida Dear Gabrielle: Movies or “motion pictures” are basically just many pictures shown in rapid succession.The industry standard for filming movies is 24 frames per second. Each […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “If a Picture is Worth a Thousand Words What is a Movie Worth?”Whenever you try to bring a baby into a strip club the security is always like “Excuse me sir, this venue is not family friendly.” “Family friendly”? What is this term? I think they mean to say “Child friendly.” I would never let my baby go into a strip club by itself because it’s not […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Family Friendly”Hamsters can’t bark and barkingis like the “You’re stepping on me”alarm for tiny dogs. Dear McFartnuggets: I see people outside walking dogs that are really tiny sometimes the size of fat rats. Does that mean it’s okay for me to walk my hamster Jamal outdoors too? — Rachel from Washington D.C. Dear Rachel: No, I […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Is It Okay To Walk My Hamster Outdoors?”There are better waysto have fun. We all know you should never make fun of anybody, but there are certain kinds of people that are better to make fun of than others. For example: people with a sense of humor are usually be able to be made fun of without a huge problem. If you’re […]
Read More The Top 5 Types of People You Should Never Make Fun ofLife ain’t so easy whenyou’re a woman wholooks like Bob Dylan. They say that “Behind every great man is a great woman” and for some reason this is taken as a positive saying. While it is true, it’s a horrible saying that needs to change. Yes, behind every great man is a great woman, but […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Behind Every Great Man Is A Great Woman”Here are some commercials featuring a horrible work accident, women yelling too much information at Mr. Whipple, and the worst mother on earth.
Read More Insane Old Commercials You Won’t Believe Made it to TVReferees know two things:rules and footwear. Dear McFartnuggets: Why do Foot Locker employees have to dress like referees? Where is the logic in that? I know they sell basketball sneakers, but referees don’t particularly know anything about shoes. If I want shoe expertise I don’t go to a referee. Usually they’re wearing plain black shoes. […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do Foot Locker Employees Dress Like Referees?”
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