One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
A while back I did a list of the top ten best songs to masturbate to and a lot of people asked me to do a worst songs list so here it is. Here are the top 10 songs you never want to be playing in the background when you’re caught masturbating because it’s just […]
Read More The Top 10 Weirdest/Worst Songs To Masturbate ToYour ass should never smelllike a can of anchovies. Dear McFartnuggets: For the past few months I’ve been having a fishy smelling discharge coming out of my anus. I have no idea what it is only it’s a dark green. What could be causing this? — Tanner from Fredericksburg, Virginia Dear Tanner: A few months?!! […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “I’m Getting A Fishy Discharge From My Anus!”Always touch your glassto someone else’s beforeyou drink or bad thingswill happen. Sometimes when you’re taking shots of tequila at a bar or drinking from a bottle of whiskey behind a 7-11 people will say “To your health!” Is that supposed to be sarcastic or something? I’m drinking poison that’s going to destroy my liver […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “To Your Health!”Friends don’t let friendstext and walk. Dear McFartnuggets: I can’t tell you how many times I’ve accidentally knocked into someone who was texting and walking at the same time like a moron. It’s gotten so bad that when I see people texting and walking I will trip them on purpose so they learn their lesson […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Is Texting And Driving Illegal But Texting While Walking Isn’t?”When people see an H-Bomb their instinct is to drop an F-Bomb. Whenever you accidentally scream “Fuck!” during your child’s school play everyone talks about how you “Dropped the F-Bomb.” Is it that serious, folks? Is this F-word so serious that you have to equate it with the destructive impact of air-to-ground ordnance? This is a horrible […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Dropping The F-Bomb”REAL artists chill like this. The term “Artist” is something that gets thrown around very loosely these days. As art has evolved it’s become more and more difficult to discern what real art is and what is simply called “art.” The classic definition of “artist” is someone who designs, draws, paints, or sculpts at a […]
Read More The Top 5 Types of “Artists” That Aren’t Really ArtistsBreast cancer can strike anyone. Dear McFartnuggets: Hey what are some good ways to spend Mammorial Day? I never know what to do on the extra day off. Should I flash people with my boobs? Should I go out and buy my wife a new bra? Should I go to a strip club? Should I […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What’s A Good Way To Celebrate Mammorial Day?”A cat who was curious. Sometimes when you’re talking to someone at the bus station they’ll stop you and say “I’m curious… Do you have a mental disorder?” or maybe you’re throwing up at Thanksgiving dinner and your grandma will say “I’m curious, are you ever going to do something about your alcohol problem?” Oh […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “I’m Curious…”Most spiders would kill your ass in a heartbeat if they gotthe chance. Dear McFartnuggets: I killed a spider in my room today and my mom told me it was a bad thing to do. She said that all living things have a right to live. Did I do the right thing here? I mean I’m […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Is It Okay To Kill Spiders?”Whenever you’re on a date at an amusement park and you accidentally shart while on the rollercoaster and your date notices the poop coming out of the bottom of your short shorts, you always say “I’m embarrassed to say the least.” To say the least? No that’s not saying the least. The least would be […]
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McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement 