Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do People Squint When They Can’t Hear What I’m Saying”

“Squint at me again, bitch!” Dear McFartnuggets:  How come when people can’t hear what I’m saying to them they squint? Are these morons really trying to hear with their eyeballs? When they can’t see something do they put their hand around their ear and lean in? What is wrong with these people are they stupid […]

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Ask McFartnuggets: “What Should I Do When Someone Accidentally Calls Me Sir Instead of Miss?”

Hello, ma’am? Dear McFartnuggets:  I’m a woman, but because I have a short haircut and don’t dress like a whore sometimes people think I’m a guy. This one man addressed me as a “Sir” the other day and when I looked up he went “Oh sorry I ain’t know you was a woman.” I was […]

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