One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
What a horrible drunkdriving slogan. The famous Nike slogan is “Just do it”, but do they even realize that their slogan is the perfect argument to the saying “Say no to drugs”? If every kid on Earth adopted this slogan as their life’s motto, there would be dead children everywhere. “Just do it” is the […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Just Do It”Making it rain is officiallyold hat. “Making it rain” in a club means throwing stacks of cash into the air at hos. Everyone knows that these days, it’s old news. There are other alternatives to “Making it rain” that you can do to be “Fresh” and “Hip.” If you want to be a trendsetter rather […]
Read More The Top Five Alternatives To “Making It Rain” In A Strip ClubWhen someone sees the good in every situation and is all optimistic and thinks the world is great you say that person is viewing the world through “Rose tinted glasses.” There’s only one problem with that, what the hell is that supposed to mean? The color of the tint in your glasses has absolutely nothing […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Rose Tinted Glasses”The symbol for“Eat shit and die.” Dear McFartnuggets: My girlfriend keeps saying “I need to go take a deuce” and by now I’ve figured out it means “poop” I just don’t get why. Why does “Deuce” mean “poop”? — Adrian from Seattle Dear Adrian: The word “Deuce” means the number two and as we all […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Does ‘Deuce’ Mean Poop?If you’re the type of homegirl who talks a lot of gossip on the schoolyard then there’s a good chance some ratchet bitch is going to step to you eventually and cause a ruckus. They usually say something like “Why you talking behind my back about me? Why you talking behind my back?” Let me […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Behind My Back”Dear McFartnuggets: This girl I just started dating told me she’s a pathological liar. Does that mean she really is a pathological liar? I mean if she is that means she’s a compulsive liar who basically always lies so if she says she IS that means she’s not, but if she’s not then that means […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “When Someone Tells You They’re A Pathological Liar Is It True?”Beggars can’t be choosers, but give hobos things they need. Only the best people give to the homeless every single day. You usually have to be pretty wealthy to do that, but who says the only things you can give the homeless are clothes, food, and money? When you don’t limit yourself to those three things […]
Read More The Top 5 Weirdest Things To Give To A Homeless PersonGodzilla’s cousin had short arms,but he was scary too. Dear McFartnuggets: I don’t get this whole idea of Godzilla being so scary. Yes it is a giant monster who destroys buildings, but its arms are so short it could never reach down and actually grab you to eat you. What does Godzilla even eat? It […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Are People Afraid of Godzilla?”Is there crying in softball? When you’re a kid playing baseball with your dad at the park and he’s training you to be the next Willie Mays sometimes he’ll be throwing fastballs at you over and over screaming “HIT THE BALL HIT IT DAMNIT!” and then one of the fastballs will slip out of his […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: "There’s No Crying in Baseball"Exorcisms rarely turnromantic for a reason. Dear McFartnuggets: Hypothetically speaking, what would happen to you if you had sex with someone who had been possessed by Satan? Should I get tested? I mean should you get tested? — Frank from New Canaan, Connecticut Dear Frank: It’s perfectly fine to have intercourse with a woman while […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What Would Happen If You Had Sex With Someone Who Was Possessed By Satan?”
McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement 