One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Some pro wrestling moveswork in a real fight.A lot of them don’t. If you grew up watching professional wrestling then your fighting style is probably heavily influenced by classic wrestling moves. Now I’m not going to say pro wrestling is fake, but it’s just a fact that a lot of the moves they use aren’t […]
Read More The Top 5 Worst Pro Wrestling Moves To Use In A Real FightHave fun reading myinsurance information. Dear McFartnuggets: I have an hour drive to and fro work each day and I hardly have any time to read so yes I read while I’m on the highway. Sometimes people will honk at me and scream nasty words at me. I think they’re just jealous I’m so good […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Is It Wrong To Read Books While I’m Driving?”If you want to ask aboutmy uterus, just ask, moron! Whenever someone wants to ask you a question about your genitalia or your grandparents’ sex life they always preface this query with a redundant shielding question of “May I ask you a personal question?” Why do they do this? Why not just ASK and then […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Can I Ask You A Personal Question?”If you’re a postal workerplease quit normally. Dear McFartnuggets: I work at Walmart and I hate my job more than anything in the world. All the people I work with are idiots and my manager is a complete jerk. I’m going to quit very soon, but I need to think of a great way to […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What’s The Best Way To Quit A Job?”He was the Groucho Marxof music. There’s a saying that comes from a Jim Croce song that goes “You don’t tug on Superman’s cape.” I never understood this saying. Why shouldn’t I tug on Superman’s cape? What is Superman going to do? Kill me? He’s sworn to protect humanity. If Superman vaporized someone with his […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Don’t Tug on Superman’s Cape”Don’t put yourass on that. Dear McFartnuggets: What would happen if I sat on Old Faithful during an eruption? — Olivia from Wyoming Dear Olivia: Don’t even think about it! Even though it has been called “Nature’s Bidet”, Old Faithful is very powerful cone geyser that would injure you severely. It can shoot anywhere between […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What Would Happen If I Sat On Old Faithful During An Eruption?”You have to know whenand where to fart. Farting is one of life’s great pleasures. Laughter and smiling always get the reputation of being good for your health, but farting is even better. Not only does farting help your body get rid of noxious gas, it also leads to laughter and smiling as long as […]
Read More The Top 5 Best Places To FartThis is arguably one of the most insane commercials ever made. It sure shocked a lot of people. Unfortunately, a lot of complaints were made to the New Age Cheese Corporation and they had to stop showcasing human deaths in their advertising after this commercial.
Read More One of the Craziest Commercials Ever Aired On TelevisionPeople love to say “You can’t tickle yourself!” when you’re tickling yourself at Olive Garden or church. Then they tell you if you don’t stop you’ll be asked to leave. What’s the deal with that? It’s the year 2014, people tickle themselves. If you don’t tickle yourself then you’ve probably never tried it because it’s […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “You Can’t Tickle Yourself”Dear McFartnuggets: I was applying to jobs online while I was having a few drinks last night and when it came to the part where they ask you to attach a resume I accidentally attached one of my nude pics. Before I realized what happened I had already clicked send and now I’m worried I […]
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McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement 