Ask McFartnuggets: “How Do I Get People to Stop Talking Spanish in Front of Me?”

Some people still act like Spanish is a code language. Dear McFartnuggets:  There are these two Spanish girls at my job and they always talk Spanish right in front of me because they assume I can’t understand it. They act like it’s this secret language. I’m not fluent by any stretch of the imagination, but I do […]

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Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Aren’t There Ever Any UFO Sightings In Africa?”

Droughts aren’t great forcrop circles. Dear McFartnuggets: How come you never hear about UFO sightings in Africa? UFO sightings are always in North America, South America or Asia, no one in Africa ever sees a UFO? What’s the deal here? Are aliens not interested in Africa for some reason? — Sally from Dublin, Ohio Dear […]

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Ask McFartnuggets: “What Happens When You Sneeze, Burp, Cough, Fart, Pee, Vomit and Cry At The Same Time?”

Whoops… Dear McFartnuggets:  What would happen if you sneezed, burped, coughed, farted, peed, vomited, and cried all at the same time? Would you explode and die? — Hannah from Lincoln, Nebraska Dear Hannah: How would you even do that? Now I fart and sneeze simultaneously almost every day and we’ve all peed and cried at […]

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