One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
What would we dowithout the internet? Have you ever wondered what life would be like if there was no such thing as the internet? If you have then you must’ve been born in the 90’s. Even if you’re older, it’s still interesting to think about how exactly life would be different today without the information […]
Read More The Top 5 Ways Life Would Change If There Was No InternetIf thoughts hold valuearen’t we all kings? When a loved one dies you’ll usually experience a lot of people approaching you saying “We offer you our thoughts and prayers during the difficult time.” Why do they “Offer”? What are you supposed to do when this offer is made? What if you accept the offer? Then […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Offering Thoughts And Prayers”“I just caught me a Snorlax!” Dear McFartnuggets: How come in the Pokemon video game you can only catch Pokemon when they have a little energy left? Why can’t you just knock them out completely and capture them after the battle is over? I should be able to just go up to the unconscious Pokemon […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Can’t I Capture Unconscious Pokemon?”My spinach dip tasteslike Charlie Chaplin? When people eat your famous casserole they always say “This tastes funny.” Really? If it tastes so damn funny then why aren’t you laughing? Use proper adjectives! If this is how you react to humor, remind me never to take you to see “Tyler Perry’s Madea” without a barf […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “This Tastes Funny”Some people still act like Spanish is a code language. Dear McFartnuggets: There are these two Spanish girls at my job and they always talk Spanish right in front of me because they assume I can’t understand it. They act like it’s this secret language. I’m not fluent by any stretch of the imagination, but I do […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “How Do I Get People to Stop Talking Spanish in Front of Me?”Breaking up is only hard to do when you’re referring to bone fractures. Whoever said “Breaking up is hard to do” clearly never walked in on their wife blowing their brother before. Choosing to break up a relationship after seeing something like that is not exactly a difficult decision, Janice! In situations like that, staying together is the […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Breaking Up Is Hard To Do”Droughts aren’t great forcrop circles. Dear McFartnuggets: How come you never hear about UFO sightings in Africa? UFO sightings are always in North America, South America or Asia, no one in Africa ever sees a UFO? What’s the deal here? Are aliens not interested in Africa for some reason? — Sally from Dublin, Ohio Dear […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Aren’t There Ever Any UFO Sightings In Africa?”You have to be careful how youbreak someone’s heart. When you’ve made the decision to break up with your significant other it all becomes a question of how best to break the news. Usually face to face at a nice restaurant works well because they won’t go berserk. If you take her to a Denny’s […]
Read More The Top 5 Worst Ways To Break Up With SomeoneWhoops… Dear McFartnuggets: What would happen if you sneezed, burped, coughed, farted, peed, vomited, and cried all at the same time? Would you explode and die? — Hannah from Lincoln, Nebraska Dear Hannah: How would you even do that? Now I fart and sneeze simultaneously almost every day and we’ve all peed and cried at […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What Happens When You Sneeze, Burp, Cough, Fart, Pee, Vomit and Cry At The Same Time?”Here’s a sampling of some old commercials that aired in the 70’s. It was a different time back then. The Cold War was still happening so people were all weird. They used powders on their vaginas so they could eat stuffed celery during their periods. They used to play basketball with curly haired afro Superman. […]
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