One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
If you want yourchild to outlive you,don’t do this when you’re drunk. Sometimes when a parent finds out their child is terminally ill people will tell them “A parent should never outlive their child.” That seems like it might be a harmless enough thing to say, but if you actually pay attention it sort of sounds like you’re […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “A Parent Should Never Outlive Their Child”Who wouldn’t want to see thesehorrific images in real life? Dear McFartnuggets: I know when you do cocaine and heroin together it’s called Speedballing and when you do ecstasy and mushrooms together it’s called Hippy Flippin and when you do ecstasy and acid together it’s called Candy Flippin, but what’s it called when you do […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What’s It Called When You Do Acid And Mushrooms Together?”Need I say more? When people say “Need I say more?” they sound like they just got hit over the head with a hammer. When they say “Need I say more?” they mean to say is “Do I need to say more?” So the answer to their question is “Yes. The words ‘do’ and ‘to’.” […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Need I Say More?”Always dream you have a parachutejust in case. Dear McFartnuggets: If you have a dream where you’re falling and you hit the ground do you die in real life? I always wake up before I hit the ground. — Jarrod from Newcastle Dear Jarrod: Of course you don’t die in real life, this is a […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “If You Dream You’re Falling And Hit The Ground Do You Die?”This is time. Dear McFartnuggets: Why does time speed up as you get older? It’s not fair! From age 1 to 13 felt like it took forever and yet the past two decades have gone by in about five hours. I’m already 43-years-old and have nothing to show for my life because it’s going by […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Does Time Speed Up As You Get Older?”Participating in the Special Olympicsis a great honor. Arguing online isn’t. Some people say “Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win, you’re still R-word.” This saying is completely terrible, wrong, and baffling. Arguing on the internet is pointless and idiotic, the Special Olympics does a lot of […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Arguing On The Internet Is Like Competing In The Special Olympics”Always remember to rehydrate oftenwhen experiencing diarrhea. Dear McFartnuggets: How come whenever I get really nervous my stomach liquefies all my poopies and make me go diarrhea? Do the butterflies in my stomach make liquid caca in there? How do they do it? Why does this always happen every time I’m stressed out at work? […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do We Get Diarrhea When We Feel Nervous?”The only thing we have to fearis fear itself! And randomhands trying to rip our heads off. Franklin Delano Roosevelt said “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” It’s a very famous quote that’s revered by many to be some of the wisest words ever spoken. However, it’s not a true saying. […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself”Vaginas are a symbol of powerin some societies. Dear McFartnuggets: I’ve been wondering why does making a V sign with your hand mean “Peace”? It’s a V. How the hell is that supposed to mean peace? The peace symbol is like an upside down V with another line in the middle and a line on […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Does Making A V Sign With Your Hand Mean Peace?”First off, stop with the origami. The environment needs our help more than ever these days. With pollution and deforestation continuing at a breakneck speed, the situation is becoming dire. When things get dire people get desperate and when people are desperate people start acting weird. Here are the top five weirdest ways to save […]
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