One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Uncool beans. “Cool beans” is a popular saying that kids use today to mean “cool” or “nice.” Perhaps they wouldn’t use the phrase if they knew it was from the late 1960’s. What will kids today say next? “Rad”? Or “Well that gives me the reds!”? Aren’t archaic sayings supposed to be “gay”? Kids need […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Cool Beans”I hope your baby enjoysKrakens and Leviathans. Dear McFartnuggets: My husband and I have been planning a boat adventure into the Pacific Ocean for years now. The only problem is I just gave birth a month ago so we have a brand new baby with us. My husband wants to go sailing into the ocean […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Can I Take My Baby On A Boat Trip?”“What am I?!” Part of the fun of dogs is you can take two completely different dogs, put them together when the female is in heat and make a brand new kind of animal. Mixed breeds are usually appreciated as unique in the dog community, but there are certain mixed breeds that people react negatively […]
Read More The Top 5 Weirdest Mixed Dog BreedsCould awesome sauce even becontained by a normal sauce boat? Somehow the term “Awesome sauce” became a popular saying in America among other developed nations. It’s supposed to mean “Awesome” except awesome doesn’t even mean awesome anymore. Not only have we as a culture devalued the word “Awesome” to meaning basically anything “Good”, but we […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Awesome Sauce”You would think dogs would bebetter neighbors. Dear McFartnuggets: I had a new neighbor move in last month with these three annoying Chihuahuas. They bark super loud and my neighbor let’s them run out onto my lawn and crap all over. They are small, but that’s actually part of the problem. The poops are so […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: "How Do I Keep My Neighbor’s Dogs From Pooping On My Lawn?"Dwarfs: Ironically, not a good topic for small talk. Making small talk is an unfortunate part of life. No one with a fully functioning brain really cares about talking about the weather or baseball with strangers, but they have to because most people can’t handle the awkward tension of silence. If you’re going to clear the […]
Read More The Top 5 Worst Topics For Small TalkThis is the commercial that revolutionized the television advertising game. When this came on the tube everyone paid attention and it forced other coffee companies to step their game up.
Read More One of The Greatest Coffee Commercials in TV HistoryIf walls could talk, would theGreat Wall of China be talkingall arrogant in Chinese? Sometimes you’ll hear two people who just had sex in the breakroom at work walk out of the break room and say “If walls could talk!” This is a really silly phrase that basically means “Good thing walls can’t talk because […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: "If Walls Could Talk"If you have a problem withanimal cruelty should youhave a problem with cartoonanimal cruelty? Dear McFartnuggets: On the TV show “The Simpsons”, Lisa Simpson is shown to be a huge fan of the show “Itchy & Scratchy”. The problem is, Lisa’s character is that of an animal loving, intelligent, vegan Buddhist and “Itchy & Scratchy” […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: "Why Does Lisa Simpson Like Itchy & Scratchy?"Buying condoms in a warehouseseems weird, but it’s really smart. In a rough economy many people take advantage of buying items in bulk to save money. The trick to saving money this way is to know what you should buy in bulk and which you shouldn’t. Things you shouldn’t buy in bulk depend on you […]
Read More The Top 5 Best Things To Buy In Bulk
McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement 