Dumbass Sayings: “Making Ends Meet”

“Making ends meet” soundslike something that German Human Centipede doctor would do. For some reason paying bills is called “making ends meet.” Does that make any sense to you? This saying implies that ends either meet or they don’t, but as we all know, making money has a much farther range than that. If only making ends meet […]

Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Couldn’t Batman Hit The Joker In His Batwing?”

How does this thing even take off? Dear McFartnuggets: Why come in the movie “Batman” when Batman is in his Batwing shooting guns and missiles at The Joker dead on he misses completely and lets Joker shoot his plane down with that big gun? Batman was totally locked on The Joker’s head as a target […]

Dumbass Saying: "Walk A Mile In Someone Else’s Shoes"

So basically, never judge women. They say you should never judge a person until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. I don’t agree with this saying at all. First off, it’s incredibly inconvenient. No one wants to be judged, but even fewer people want to loan their shoes out to a person they hardly […]

The Number One Best Way To Pass Time When You’re Bored

Usually people will wake you upwhen it’s time to leave. It doesn’t matter if you love your job or enjoy life, you’re going to encounter situations where you are bored beyond belief. Most people resort to whistling, playing Fruit Ninja, or talking to other people, but those aren’t always available. Maybe you’re alone, without an […]

The Top 5 Worst Possible Times To Sneeze

Always have a towel handy forfull sneeze containment. Sneezing is usually just an annoying reflex your brain has when it senses tickling in your sinuses. Unfortunately, there can be times when sneezing is more than just annoying and can be a damaging or severely embarrassing experience. A powerful sneeze can be like a grenade going […]

Dumbass Sayings: “Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls”

Chasing stationary places is actually harder than it sounds. Everyone knows this classic saying from the TLC smash hit song “Waterfalls” where the hip hop group cautions us against the action of “chasing waterfalls.” This saying has come under a lot of scrutiny as a nonsensical and completely fabricated piece of advice that absolutely no […]

Ask McFartnuggets: "What’s The Best Way To Keep From Crapping Your Pants?

You can find these pretty cheapused on eBay. Dear McFartnuggets: What’s the best way to keep yourself from crapping in your pants when there’s no toilet around? — Miguel from Detroit Dear Miguel: I’m gonna be honest with you, there is no good way to keep from crapping your pants. It’d be nice if you […]

Ask McFartnuggets: “How Did Tyrannosaurus Rex Wipe Its Butt?”

Then again maybe their poops broke off clean every time. Who are you to assume they clenched? Dear McFartnuggets: One thing I don’t understand about dinosaurs is how did T-Rexes wipe their butts? Their arms are so short there’s no possible way they could have reached around! — Dennis from Kansas Dear Dennis: That is […]

The Top 5 Best Benefits To Being A Zombie

When you see this symbol you betterhope it means a zombie virus and not something horrifying. In the movies, people are always scared of becoming a zombie. I suppose it’s an instinctive fear to run from someone who’s trying to eat you, but there are a lot of benefits to being a zombie that no […]

Dumbass Sayings: “Set The World On Fire”

When someone does something to “Set the world on fire” it means they did something outstanding like create the best thing since sliced bread. The problem I have with this saying is that setting the world on fire is NOT a good thing. Turning the Earth into a giant raging inferno isn’t exactly a positive […]

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