One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Sometimes when you’re out walking your dog, a random person will walk up and start shaking the dog’s head while saying “Who’s a good boy?! Who’s a good boy?! Who’s a good boy?!” Are you serious? I’ve got an even better question for you: why are you asking a dog a rhetorical question? Seriously think […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Who’s A Good Boy?”Ever since the Ebola panic in America died down in 2014 you see a lot of articles titled “Why isn’t Ebola airborne?” What a ridiculous question. Who cares why it isn’t airborne? The important thing is it’s not. That’s like asking “Why didn’t that scary looking guy mug me?” There’s no point in asking that […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Why Isn’t Ebola Airborne?”Dear McFartnuggets: I want to be a magician someday but I’m a little obese. I’m around 410 lbs. Also, I just realized there are like no obese magicians. Penn from Penn and Teller is husky, but he’s not obese. I’m looking for magicians who are Jared before Subway obese. Why don’t you see more obese […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Aren’t There Any Obese Magicians?”When a school sports team is gearing up for a big game they usually have a “pep rally” with the students and faculty beforehand. Why they still call it a “pep rally” is beyond my comprehension. When is the word “pep” used in any other context besides “pep rally”? You never hear a player talking […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Pep Rally”Dear McFartnuggets: How come White people always call things “Crazy” like “These Pop Tarts are crazy good!” but Black people call things “Mad” like “These Pop Tarts are mad good!” Crazy and mad pretty much mean the same thing so why do White and Black people use different forms of the same thing? — Luis […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “How Come Black People Call Things “Mad” And White People Call Things “Crazy”?In the NCAA men’s basketball tournament, the semifinal round is referred to as the “Final Four.” If they’re the “Final Four” then shouldn’t all four teams win the championship? Of course they’re not the FINAL four. They’re the SEMIFINAL Four. The word “final” means ultimate and conclusive. There is nothing conclusive about a semifinal round. […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Final Four”Dear McFartnuggets: With all this controversy over flu shots and vaccines that might kill you or give you weird diseases, is it better to just kiss a hobo? I mean if the idea is to expose yourself to a small amount of harmful stuff to let your body build antibodies to combat the stronger illnesses later, […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Could I Just Kiss a Hobo Instead of Get a Flu Shot?”There’s a song from 1932 called “I’ve Got The World on a String” where the singer says “I’ve got the world on a string.” It was most famously sung by Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra which might explain why they were able to get away with saying something so insane. This is a very strange […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “I’ve Got The World on a String”Dear McFartnuggets: Have you ever noticed how only human babies get all these really messed up birth defects? Example: a human baby will be born with its heart hanging by an intestine outside of its body or be born with no eyeballs and genitals or a human baby will be born with all of its […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “How Come Only Humans Get Weird Birth Defects?”The motel company “Motel 6” is famous for the slogan “We’ll leave the light on for you” and it’s probably one of the worst slogans ever. Leaving lights on is very environmentally irresponsible. When you think about how many millions of people have stayed at a Motel 6 since its inception in 1962 and how […]
Read More Dumbass Slogans: "We’ll Leave the Light on For You"
McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement 