One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Dear McFartnuggets: Why is everyone always comparing the March Madness college basketball tournament to the story of “Cinderella”? I always hear people saying “This is a Cinderella team” and “This is the big dance” and “These number one seeds are the belles of the ball.” Why is a team a “Cinderella”? Just because they’re not […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: "Why is March Madness Basketball Compared to Cinderella?"Dear McFartnuggets: I met a kid named Declan today. Declan. His name was Declan. I thought it was a joke at first. I have never heard this name before. Declan sounds like some obscure metric measurement. I could imagine hearing “Yeah add some more gas to the tank, we need 5 Declans” but I can’t […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What Kind of Name is Declan?”It seems like whenever a new Malaysia Airlines plane crashes into the ocean people are all over social media saying “Where’s that plane?!” I think we’re focusing too much on the plane and not enough about the actual people aboard the plane who died. We’re really looking for corpses, not a plane. The whole point […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Where is That Plane?!”If you haven’t figured it out by now we’re all going to die any day now. The trick is to die in a most pleasing fashion. How does one do this you ask? Well please review the following list of the five best ways to die: 5. Surrounded by friends and family. Of course no […]
Read More The Top 5 Most Enjoyable Ways To DieWhen you see a commercial like this it makes you proud of how far we’ve come in society. If this type of thing happened today it would be all over social media. Old men can’t just call people bitches like they used to.
Read More Horrendous Banned Toothpaste Commercial From The 70’sSometimes you hear a lady at work say “I would kill for a hot chocolate right now.” This has to be one of the most insane things people say on a daily basis and get away with. The only thing stopping this from being a death threat is the lack of a person’s name in […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “I Would Kill For…”When you’re at the Walmart checkout buying condoms, a fishing net, and sleeping pills the cashier will sometimes say “Good luck…” Are they being sarcastic? I don’t know. Regardless, I have a problem with this saying “good luck” to people business. The problem is that it doesn’t have an effect. It’s completely pointless. The way […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Good Luck”Dear McFartnuggets: Why are there no reality shows starring smart people? You would think that people would be more interested in watching the lives of intelligent people like mathematicians and scientists. I wouldn’t mind seeing a reality show starring the Obamas. Why don’t reality shows ever follow the people whose lives actually matter and make […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Are There No Reality Shows Starring Smart People?”Dear McFartnuggets: I’m a cashier at a pharmacy and now that I’ve seen some stores with automated self checkout I’m getting a little worried about my job security. I fear that one day my job will be taken over by a robot machine. To proactively combat this inevitable confluence of events I have been inquiring […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Will Robots One Day Take Over All Human Jobs?”Dear McFartnuggets: What’s your life like outside of YouTube and your Mansion of Mania? I’ve been watching your videos and reading your articles and interesting things for quite some time, and it makes me wonder what you do outside of them. Are you in college for something? Do you have a job? I’d like to […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What’s Your Life Like Outside of YouTube and Mansion of Mania?”
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