One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
When it comes to naming a cat some people can get pretty bizarre. While there don’t seem to be any written rules concerning what to name a cat, there are still some names that feel a little odd. Here are the top 10 weirdest names to give to a male cat: (Just picture calling a […]
Read More The Top 10 Weirdest Names To Give To A Male CatDear McFartnuggets: Why they give death row inmates a last meal of whatever they want? These are people who have been accused and convicted of the most heinous crimes imaginable and they get to eat their fantasy meal before their execution? That seems like a huge waste considering they’re going to die soon after that. […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do They Give Death Row Inmates A Last Meal?”There’s a quote floating around out there that goes “The biggest idiot can ask questions the smartest man cannot answer.” This is an alternate version of the quote “The greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.” I’m not really sure what this is trying to say. Is it defending stupidity? I […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “The Biggest Idiot Can Ask Questions The Smartest Man Cannot Answer”Dear McFartnuggets: Have you ever noticed that emergency exits have that red bar that says “Emergency Exit” and then there’s little tiny braille bumpies on there? What the heck is the point of that? Do they honestly think that in an emergency like a fire that a blind person will stumble around with their hands […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do Emergency Exits Have Braille Written on Them?”When you’re having dinner with a lady and you ask her if you can to back to her place and “get the party started” she will sometimes say “I wouldn’t sleep with you if you were the last man on Earth!” Well that’s a very interesting scenario. First off, no turn down should involve the […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: "I Wouldn’t Sleep with You if You Were The Last Man on Earth!"By now we’ve all heard the term “food baby” used to describe a large portion of digested food that causes distension of the belly and looks like a fully developed fetus. When you impregnate yourself with a food baby, the pregnancy will generally last around 24 hours before birthing pains begin and you go into […]
Read More 5 Helpful Tips Before Giving Birth To A Food BabySometimes when you start off a sentence that says “This might sound like a stupid question,” the other person will say “There’s no such thing as a stupid question.” Then you say “Are you sad right now?” and they say “I just told you my family died in a car accident. So yes… What are […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “There is No Such Thing as a Stupid Question”Dear McFartnuggets: I’ve heard all about how men can pay extra to Chinese women at massage parlours to get “happy endings” where their forbidden zones are stimulated to release. Is it possible for women to get happy endings too? P.S. Keep up the good work! — Johanna from Palm Springs, California Dear Johanna: Thank you […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Can Women Get Happy Endings?”In the 21st century many strides have been made for fat persons’ rights. However, there are still many hurdles for the obese community to deal with. One of those hurdles is discrimination in the workplace as well as discrimination when it comes to finding work in the first place. Believe it or not there are […]
Read More Five Occupations That Discriminate Against the ObeseDear McFartnuggets: You probably get asked this a lot, but what is the meaning of life? Why are we here alive on this planet? Who put us here? For what purpose? Do you know? — Lindsie from Paterson, New Jersey Dear Lindsie: This may come as a surprise to you, but I do not know […]
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