One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
When it comes to sports, a team’s name is very important. The best team names strike fear into the hearts of their enemies and provide a sense of pride and legitimacy to athletes and fans alike. No one would want to play for a team called the Boston Poodles or the Cincinnati Pussies. That being […]
Read More The Least Intimidating Team Names in All 5 Major SportsNot many people know this, but “piece of cake” is actually a term from the 1870’s when people holding competitions used to give away slices of cake as prizes. It was so easy to win cake at these things that people started using the phrase “piece of cake” to describe simple tasks. That’s all well […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: "Piece of Cake"Dear McFartnuggets: It wasn’t very long ago when things like football and video games were seen as primarily male interests. These days women have really gotten into them to the point where they’re universally appreciated hobbies. Why is that? I mean you don’t see men getting all interested in book clubs, knitting, and yoga. Well, […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Are Women Getting So Interested in Male Hobbies These Days?”Sometimes when you fart in public and say “Whoever that was needs to cut down on the fiber intake!” Someone else smelling the fart will say “You can say that again!” Why should I say that again? If you agree with what someone just said why should they have to repeat it? That makes no […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “You Can Say That Again!”Dear McFartnuggets: Assisted suicide is illegal in most states, but I don’t even know why it exists to begin with. If you really want to die then there are much better ways to go about that than to have a doctor kill you. Why don’t these people just go to Asia and take a few […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Does Assisted Suicide Exist?”Sometimes when your parents keep you at home your entire childhood and you never get a chance to enjoy life because they’re afraid you might get hurt out there, you grow up very bitter and ask them why they would do that to you and to your dismay they remain completely unapologetic about it and […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Better Safe Than Sorry”Nothing ruins your morning commute like getting pulled over by a cop. The only thing that can make it worse is mishandling the situation by saying the wrong thing. Saying the wrong thing to a cop can possibly enrage them or even incriminate yourself to them. Here are the top 10 things you never want […]
Read More The Top 10 Worst Things To Say To A Cop When You Get Pulled OverDear McFartnuggets: If there’s one thing I’ve learned from my 19 years alive is that there’s nothing worse than a clothesminded individual. Of course my greatest fear has been realized as my 5-year-old daughter is now completely obsessed with dresses and fashion. What are some things I can do to keep from raising her to […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “How Do I Get People to Stop Being Clothesminded?”When co-workers who want you to get fired encourage you to continue on your half naked drug fueled tirade at work, some people would say that they’re “egging you on.” This is yet another one of those phrases that people use without second guessing what the hell they’re even saying. How can you “egg someone […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Egging Someone on”The Seattle Seahawks’ decision to pass the ball on the one yard line when they had a chance to win the Super Bowl by simply calling a run play is widely considered one of the worst decisions in human history. It’s difficult to fathom a logical reason for the call that was made, but here […]
Read More The Top 3 Reasons Why The Seahawks Didn’t Hand The Ball Off To Marshawn Lynch
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