Ask McFartnuggets: “What The Hell Does Auld Lang Syne Mean And Why Do People Sing It?”

Dear McFartnuggets:  Why do people sing Auld Lang Syne at New Years? What does that even MEAN? Why do people sing things when they don’t even know what they mean? It’s such a weird sounding phrase. It feels weird to sing especially when I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about. They got that […]

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Ask McFartnuggets: “What Lesson Does Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Teach Kids?”

Dear McFartnuggets:  What lesson is the story of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer supposed to teach children? The story is basically about a bunch of reindeer making fun of this one freak reindeer with a weird red nose. They treat him like shit, completely alienate him and don’t let him engage in their reindeer games. […]

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Dumbass Sayings: “Be Careful Whose Toes You Step on Today, They May Be Connected To The Ass You Have To Kiss Tomorrow”

There’s a popular saying on social media these days that goes “Be careful whose toes you step on today, they might be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.” I’m not sure I understand this. So I have to be careful whose toes I step on because some day that person will make […]

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Dumbass Sayings: “RIP”

These days when someone dies people will have to instagram their condolences and say “RIP, Grandma” or “RIP, Jennifer” followed by a bunch of sad face emojis. “RIP” is the acronym for “Rest in Peace” which is stupid right off the bat because when using acronyms words like “in” don’t get a capital letter. It’s […]

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