One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
Taco Bell says “Live mas” soit’s a coincidence how often youcall out to Christ after eating it. Dear McFartnuggets: I was wondering is the word Christmas really a Spanish word? Is it a combination of the words “Christ” and “mas” meaning “more”? That would make sense because around Christmas you see a lot more of […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Is The Word Christmas Spanish For More Christ?”When you’re happily welcoming company into your home they say you’re “rolling out the welcome mat” for them. This doesn’t actually make sense. A welcome mat isn’t a sign of actually welcoming someone. A welcome mat might say “Welcome” on it, but that’s really just to make it look nice. The real purpose of a […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Rolling Out The Welcome Mat”Hitler was pretty crazy,also fairly racist. Dear McFartnuggets: Whenever you see people who say racist things in public sometimes it seems like there’s something wrong with their brain. There’s really no good reason to say racial slurs to people so when someone does show racism in public isn’t that some sort of Tourette’s type disorder? […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Is Racism a Mental Illness?”Dear McFartnuggets: Christmastime is fast approaching and it’s my favorite time of year to wear big, ridiculous, ugly sweaters. Unfortunately due to the more than twenty sexual abuse accusations made against comedy legend Bill Cosby who was well known for wearing funny sweaters, I don’t know if it’s okay to wear them anymore. I think […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Did Bill Cosby Ruin The Ugly Christmas Sweater?”What will be the next bigApple product we all waitin line for? Everyone wants to know what Apple has up its sleeves for the next big technological gizmo that will change the way people waste their time. While these are not official products there’s a decent chance these items will one day exist and everyone […]
Read More The Top 5 Future Apple Products We Just Can’t Wait ForIt’s more important to nottouch anything in the bathroom than to wash your hands. Dear McFartnuggets: People always make a big deal about washing your hands after you use a public bathroom, but why should you wash your hands if you’re just going to have to touch the door handle to leave that everyone else touched without […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Should You Have To Wash Your Hands in a Public Bathroom?”What the hell is the smell of success? Money? Even super rich people don’t smell like money so there’s no correlation there. Why would anyone ever smell like money unless they were rolling around in it? If you’re doing that then there’s a good chance you’re clinically insane and I wouldn’t call that success. You […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “The Smell of Success”Check your watch,it’s sexy time. Dear McFartnuggets: I always see commercials with a Santa Claus looking guy who asks me to give money to starving people in Africa who look like skeletons and it breaks my heart. Then I start thinking wait a minute, if these people are basically skeletons with only skin covering their […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do Starving African People Have Babies?”When the President selects a new chief of staff or special official he always says they’re going to “Hit the ground running.” This is supposed to mean they will start doing hard work from the moment they start on the job, but who really knows where this saying came from? Some people think it came […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Hit The Ground Running”I really hope you’re joking. Dear McFartnuggets: So I’m 5 months pregnant with our first baby girl. My husband and I have already decided on a name, Annabelle, but we haven’t yet decided on whether or not to get her circumcised. I know it’s a big controversy. Some people don’t like the way it looks, […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets “Should We Get Our Baby Girl Circumcised?”
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