One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
There’s nothing like family football on Thanksgiving. A popular Thanksgiving for many families in America is the traditional family football game. Some families organize an actual game, others just toss the pigskin around, but because it is the game of football sometimes things get a little out of control. It’s important to remember you’re playing […]
Read More The Top 5 Things To Avoid Doing During Thanksgiving Flag FootballSometimes you hear people talking about their wife saying she’s a “Butterface.” This is supposed to mean that everything about her is great “but her face.” What kind of sexist horse crap is this? This phrase must really bother some women. Mostly because there’s no male version of it. You can’t say “Butthisface,” that doesn’t […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Butterface”If you’re cooking turkeylookin’ like you’re in WWIthat’s not a good sign. Dear McFartnuggets: So I was staring into my refrigerator last week double checking that I had everything to cook Thanksgiving dinner. I guess my mind slipped and I farted while the door was open. It was a really stinky one, like top ten […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “I Accidentally Farted With My Refrigerator Door Open?”Dame MENOS gasolina. Dear McFartnuggets: Why does gasoline smell like dizzy for me? — Leon from Cleveland, Ohio Dear Leon: That would be because gasoline contains aliphatic hydrocarbons which are aromatic compounds that affect the brain like alcohol. The main compound causing the gasoline to smell “dizzy” to you is Benzene. Unfortunately there are a […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Does Gasoline Smell Like Dizzy?”Sometimes people will see you commenting on how big a woman’s boobs are and say “Well if that isn’t the pot calling the kettle black!” as they gesture to your poofy man breasts. What kind of saying is this? When most people hear “pot” they think marijuana, but that’s not what they’re talking about. However, […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Pot Calling The Kettle Black”Don’t let Herpes leaveyou red-faced. Dear McFartnuggets: I know there are a lot of ignorant myths about Herpes out there. Someone told me you can get Oral Herpes just from making out with someone. Is this true or is this just one of those lies and urban legends parents tell their kids so they won’t […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Can I Get Herpes Just From Making Out?”People are too busy ina turkey & whiskey comato be writing songs. Dear McFartnuggets: Hey how come there aren’t any Thanksgiving songs? I’m hosting Thanksgiving at my house this year and I wanted to play some damn Thanksgiving songs to help build the ambiance and I can’t find a single song about turkeys, foliage, or […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Aren’t There Any Thanksgiving Songs?”Apparently cameras are theonly thing that assures usreality has occurred. When modern people want to express their incredulity of an event or claim they generally request photographic images of it by saying “Pics or it didn’t happen!” The problem with this is sometimes even though you don’t believe someone, seeing photos won’t always help. Not […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Pics or it Didn’t Happen”Here’s an old commercial about pañales, that’s Spanish for diapers. Porque sometimes un bebe will have to defecar mierda en its pantalones y when that happens you better have some sort of suave material to cubrir its ano.
Read More Absolutely Ridiculous Mexican Diaper CommercialJust call it Day of Death. Dear McFartnuggets: Every Friday after Thanksgiving is called “Black Friday” but isn’t that a little politically incorrect? Shouldn’t people call it “African American Friday”? And why the hell are we even naming this day after African American people anyway? Sure I see a lot of African American people out […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Shouldn’t it Be Called African American Friday?”
McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement 