Ask McFartnuggets: “What’s a Good Way to Lie About My Thanksgiving Plans to Coworkers?”

Don’t forget to post plentyof fake Facebook posts! Dear McFartnuggets:  This Thanksgiving I’ll be doing my usual Thanksgiving ritual of eating a Banquet turkey TV dinner alone in my underpants. Then I’ll think about what little I have to be thankful for before going into my bathtub to masturbate while crying. The only problem is […]

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