One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
This was a very controversial ad at the time because it featured a man raising his son without a mother. Borden assumed people would purchase more milk because they felt bad for Peter Graves and his boy. It may have worked if so many weren’t disturbed by the character of Uncle Jethro that seemed oddly […]
Read More Very Strange Banned Classic Milk CommercialSometimes people say “My wife told me she wouldn’t sleep with other men anymore so you can take that with a HUGE grain of salt!” They’re trying to say “Take it with a grain of salt” which communicates skepticism. The origin of that phrase comes from olde tyme recipes for bullshit poison antidotes that included […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Take That with a Huge Grain of Salt”Your vacation photosshouldn’t double asmissing posters. It’s never too late to start making plans for your summer vacation. Part of deciding on a great vacation spot is ruling out potential mistakes so you don’t waste your time and money. Here are the top 5 worst vacation destinations for 2015: 5. Antarctica The desolation and quiet […]
Read More The Top 5 Worst Vacation Destinations for 2015Sometimes people will say something like “I’m gonna go give it the old college try!” To me that sounds like someone’s gonna go try chugging beer upside down while doing a handstand or stay up all night on Adderall and Red Bull cramming for a midterm, causing irreparable damage to their brain chemistry. Here’s one […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “The Old College Try”In a pinch, diapers makea decent food container. If you have a baby or fecal incontinence issues you know that diapers are a convenient substitute for a bowl when you need to eat something that’s difficult to hold. The only problem with this is sometimes this can look very awkward and strange to people when […]
Read More The Top 5 Worst Foods To Eat Out of a Diaper in PublicWhenever a website wants you to download their app or some program they have two buttons, one is “Install Now” and the other is “No, Thanks.” Why does the rejection button say “No, Thanks”? It should be more reflective of how someone actually feels and say “Thanks, but NO THANKS” or “Yeah no…” or “NAHHHHH!!!” […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “No, Thanks”On the other hand, catcallingugly women is a good deed. Dear McFartnuggets: How come “catcalling” women is considered sexist and sexual harassment? I wish I had women shouting compliments at me while I was walking on the street! That would be great for my self confidence. Basically when you get catcalled all it means is you […]
Read More Ask McFarntuggets: “Why is Catcalling Considered Sexual Harrassment?”They think they’re sodamn smart. Everyone knows cats are intelligent creatures and that includes cats themselves. When you look at a cat you can tell they think highly of themselves. They just walk around flashing their butthole randomly and peeing wherever they want. If you’re a cat you probably think you’re real hot shit, but […]
Read More The Top 5 Reasons Cats Aren’t As Smart As They Think They AreSometimes you’ll hear your Uncle Jeff wake up after a night out drinking say “I need some hair of the dog that bit me!” Then he takes a bottle of Jack Daniels and starts chugging away. This is a really absurd saying. “Hair of the dog” is something generally said by alcoholics who believe that […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Hair of the Dog That Bit Me”Never feed a babypufferfish. Dear McFartnuggets: So we took our infant McNeil out to a Japanese restaurant and he tried sushi for the first time and hated it. Before you call child protective servies, no we didn’t give him wasabi. We fed him some very mild mahi tuna rolls and he absolutely hated it. What’s […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Doesn’t My Baby Like Sushi?”
McFartnuggets' Dune of Derangement 