Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do Football Fans Clap When An Injured Player Gets Carted Off?”

WOOOO!!! Dear McFartnuggets:  How come whenever you see a football player get seriously injured and taken off the field on a cart the fans cheer and clap? Now if they were leaving the field under their own power on their feet then I could understand clapping, but if they’re being taken off in a cart […]

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Ask McFartnuggets: “Why is Redskin Offensive But The Tomahawk Chop Isn’t?”

The Seminole tribe letsa lot of shit slide. Dear McFartnuggets:  Why come Native Americans are all up in arms about the term “Redskin” being offensive and racist but you never hear shit about the tomahawk chop people do? That repetitive hand chop gesture with the mocking ass “Ohhhh ohhh ohhhhhohh ohhhhh” chant would probably be […]

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Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Is The News Making Such A Big Deal About The Virgin Galactic Accident?”

Apparently when you fly planesinto space bad things happen. Dear McFartnuggets:   The biggest story in the news the past few days has been this exploding Virgin Galactic space rocket plane that killed one person. Why is this such a tragedy? It’s not even like it was an innocent person who didn’t know what they […]

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Ask McFartnuggets: “If The Flu is More Dangerous Than Ebola Why Isn’t There A Flu Czar?”

Czars should startdressing the part. Dear McFartnuggets:  “Experts” are always saying how people are making too big of a deal over Ebola when the Flu is much more deadly. They say how the Flu kills thousands of people every year so Ebola is nothing compared to that since it’s only killed one person in America […]

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Ask McFartnuggets: “Is The Smell of Cut Grass Really A Distress Signal?”

Every lawn is like a grassconcentration camp. Dear McFartnuggets:  Some biologists speculate that the smell of fresh cut grass is caused on purpose by the grass as a distress signal to other grass. Is this true? — Babs from Cleveland, Ohio Dear Babs: That’s possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. How exactly does that […]

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