One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
WOOOO!!! Dear McFartnuggets: How come whenever you see a football player get seriously injured and taken off the field on a cart the fans cheer and clap? Now if they were leaving the field under their own power on their feet then I could understand clapping, but if they’re being taken off in a cart […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do Football Fans Clap When An Injured Player Gets Carted Off?”If you’ve ever been burnedyou never want to feel thatagain. With science and surgery becoming more and more advanced and alternative lifestyles becoming more accepted, there are going to be a lot more transgender individuals running around out there. Let’s face it, most people have been fooled at one time or another whether they want […]
Read More The Top 5 Ways To Tell if a Woman is Really a ManThe Seminole tribe letsa lot of shit slide. Dear McFartnuggets: Why come Native Americans are all up in arms about the term “Redskin” being offensive and racist but you never hear shit about the tomahawk chop people do? That repetitive hand chop gesture with the mocking ass “Ohhhh ohhh ohhhhhohh ohhhhh” chant would probably be […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why is Redskin Offensive But The Tomahawk Chop Isn’t?”Apparently when you fly planesinto space bad things happen. Dear McFartnuggets: The biggest story in the news the past few days has been this exploding Virgin Galactic space rocket plane that killed one person. Why is this such a tragedy? It’s not even like it was an innocent person who didn’t know what they […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Is The News Making Such A Big Deal About The Virgin Galactic Accident?”Sometimes when people are having a bad day they’ll say “Mercury is in retrograde.” Some people think that when “Mercury is in retrograde” it causes all sorts of havoc and chaos in people’s everyday lives. People who believe in astrology use this as an explanation for people acting especially rude for no reason. It’s clearly […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Mercury is in Retrograde”Czars should startdressing the part. Dear McFartnuggets: “Experts” are always saying how people are making too big of a deal over Ebola when the Flu is much more deadly. They say how the Flu kills thousands of people every year so Ebola is nothing compared to that since it’s only killed one person in America […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “If The Flu is More Dangerous Than Ebola Why Isn’t There A Flu Czar?”When you’re a kid and you go off into the woods to show your genitals to another kid that’s called “Playing doctor.” This is a very confusing and disturbing phrase. What kind of doctor is this? Why the hell is showing your genitals and having someone else show you their genitals called “playing doctor”? What […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Playing Doctor”Every lawn is like a grassconcentration camp. Dear McFartnuggets: Some biologists speculate that the smell of fresh cut grass is caused on purpose by the grass as a distress signal to other grass. Is this true? — Babs from Cleveland, Ohio Dear Babs: That’s possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. How exactly does that […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Is The Smell of Cut Grass Really A Distress Signal?”Ghosts rarely take selfies soInstagram must not bea crucial part of the afterlife. Dear McFartnuggets: I took a selfie with my uncle at his funeral last week and everyone got mad at me. I don’t get it. What’s the big deal? I wanted one last memory with him. Plus it got tons of likes on […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Is it Inappropriate to Take a Selfie at a Funeral?”Santa is the only elderlyperson who can pulloff most of this stuff. As people get older they lose their ability to do certain things without looking odd. I’m not saying old people shouldn’t do these things, but when they do it appears bizarre that’s all I’m saying. Here are the top 5 things that elderly […]
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