One day every thing that can ever be written or thought (no matter how fucking stupid or ridiculous) will be written or thought. Only then will humanity be complete and we can all die in peace. This is my contribution.
You heard em, getyour wife ready! Dear McFartnuggets: I always forget which way daylight savings time is supposed to go. They say “Spring forward” and “fall backward” so does that mean you gain an hour in spring so you get an extra hour of sleep and you have more pep in your step causing you […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Does Time Go Forward or Back in Fall Daylight Savings?”The phrase “counting stars” has been seen in the title and/or lyrics of more than one song lately and all I can do is wonder what the hell that’s supposed to mean. Counting stars sounds like something a cartoon does when it gets hit over the head with a frying pan. Maybe counting stars is […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Counting Stars”The biggest question this commercial raised at the time was “What does this even have to do with toothpaste?” This lady spews her nonsense about how she thinks you’re supposed to make a family and then throws the tooth cream in there at the end like an afterthought. In fairness to her, this was before […]
Read More One of The First Toothpaste Commercials Ever MadeTime to wash the sheets. Dear McFartnuggets: In the Ghostbusters theme song by Ray Parker Jr. there’s a lyric where he says “Bustin’ makes me feel good.” Is that really about busting ghosts or is he talking about something else. Could he be talking about masturbation? Because when you do that the sperms die and those […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “Does The Ghostbusters Theme Song Have a Hidden Meaning?”On your bottle of shampoo there’s a good chance you’ll see the phrase “Lather, rinse and repeat” in the instructions. The problem I have with this phrase “Lather, rinse and repeat” is if you literally followed these instructions you would waste entire bottles of shampoo for a single shower and never be done washing your […]
Read More Dumbass Sayings: “Lather, Rinse and Repeat”Stopping hiccups requiresscience. Hiccups might not be as big in the news as Ebola these days, but it still is a problem that everyone has to face at least once a month. Everyone has their own special remedy on how to cure hiccups from putting your head in a pregnant woman’s vagina to chugging goat […]
Read More The Top 3 Weirdest Ways To Cure The HiccupsThe key to an exorcismis jazz hands. Dear McFartnuggets: Let’s say you get possessed by a demon, a priest is called and does an exorcism on you and frees the demon. You can’t be immune from demonic possession for the rest of your life after that. You must still be able to be possessed again. […]
Read More Ask McFartnuggets: “What is it Called When You Get Possessed By A Demon Again?”Emergen-C is a powdered vitamin C supplement owned by Pfizer and it has one of the worst names for a product. Yes it is a nice little pun, but it’s a complete mislabeling of the product. You don’t take this shit in an emergency. If you’re having a medical emergency you need to call 9-1-1. […]
Read More Dumb Product Names: “Emergen-C”Your grandpa should neverhave a trendier name than you. As the kids of hippies grow up into adults and older adults and eventually have grandchildren, you’re going to see a lot more grandparents with ridiculous names. I say ridiculous because they’re the types of names that are really only suitable for babies and children. These […]
Read More The Top 10 Weirdest Names For A Grandpa To HaveRight now avoiding Ebolais a luxury for most people. With the threat of an Ebola pandemic looming it’s important to make sure you do what you can to not catch it. Experts say you shouldn’t change your daily life because of Ebola, but there are some things you can avoid to greatly reduce your chances […]
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